Character x Reader Oneshots

3.1.1(Bad Guys) Mr. Snake x Reader

Credit to whoever drew these, they are amazing! This is another slightly sad chapter. You and Mr. Snake (you just call him snake) are already dating. 
This takes place after their one-year sentence in the movie. You also stay with a roommate in the story, and you two are friends.
Also, Snake is probably around 5'6/5'7
The songs don't have anything to do with the chapters.

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Once again, Snake was late for your date. You had dressed in your best outfit, best jewelry (if you wear any), and the best attitude. You had been sitting at the table you had booked for three hours. He wasn't answering his phone, and neither were any of his friends.

"They've been caught!" Someone shouted. The conversation got louder and some crowded the tv. You lightly shoved your way through the crowd and saw Tiffany Fluffit on screen.

"The Bad Guys have been caught stealing the golden dolphin!" She said, the camera turning to a truck that your boyfriend was currently getting shoved into.

Oh geez, you thought, just walking out the door.

Not only did he forget about your date, but he planned something huge and got caught. This was the most upset you had ever been with him.

~~~~~~~~time skip to after their one-year sentence~~~~

You had been staying with your roommate, Knoxxus, for a couple of years. You both were best friends, but Snake didn't like him very much. He was flirtatious, and often flirted with both you and Snake.

"Yo, wake up." You heard Knoxxus' voice say, shaking you slightly.

"Five more minutes." You mumble into your pillow. 

"Your damn breakfast ain't gonna be hot in five minutes," Knoxxus said, hitting you with a pillow.

You groaned and got up, and went into the kitchen so you could make your food.

Knoxxus was already back in the kitchen, putting freshly cooked eggs on a plate. He was playing music, as always, and had on an apron, with only pants on under.

"Bro put a shirt on! You're blinding me!" You laughed, poking at his paleness.

He gave you a "the fuck?" look.

"Shut yo ass up and eat breakfast, y'know, the one that I made you."

You chuckled, then walked over and made your plate.

You both ate at the dining table, Knoxxus' music still playing from his phone. It seemed like the same song had been playing for an hour.

"What are you listening to?"

"A song about necrophilia and cannibalism. It's eight minutes long." He answered, taking a bite of his biscuit.

There was a knock at the door, and you both rushed to go get it. Knoxxus shoved you lightly, but just enough to where he could slide and get to the door first.

Right before the door, he slipped, yelped in alarm, and hit the door with a thud.

You both started laughing, momentarily forgetting about the door.

Knoxxus opened the door, and he immediately stopped laughing. You had never seen him this serious.

The silence seemed deadly, but Knoxxus was blocking your sight and you couldn't see who was at the door.

"Y/N," Knoxxus' voice broke the silence, "I'll be right back."

Knoxxus stepped outside with the mystery person, and you quickly went to the window to look outside.

Your eyes widened and you almost didn't believe the sight.

Snake was there. Your boyfriend who you hadn't seen in a little over a year. You felt so much joy at the sight of him. You were also slightly worried for him.

Compared to Knoxxus, who was 5'11 and broad-shouldered, Snake looked like he didn't have a chance.

Neither of them was talking, just dead silence. No mouths were moving, they were just staring at each other.

You slightly cracked open the window, that way when they did talk you could hear them.

Knoxxus took a breath. If it was a different situation, it would be funny looking at a 5'11 dude with a 'girly' apron and unicorn pajama pants staring down a dude with a Hawaiian shirt, khakis, and a fedora.

"I don't even know what to say." Knoxxus looked at the sky as if the clouds would tell him what to say next.

"That's a first." Snake commented. You missed his voice so much.

"Heh, I guess it is. What are you doing here?" Knoxxus asked, getting straight to the point.

"I wanna see Y/N." Snake said simply.

"You know, you really fucked up," Knoxxus stated, looking down at him.

"Yeah, yeah I know I did." You could hear the venom in his voice as he snapped at the taller male.

"Don't get all defensive. Come inside, I made breakfast.

Bipolar ass, you thought to yourself, quickly going back to your seat to make it seem like you weren't eavesdropping.

Knoxxus walked in but stopped right before Snake could be in your sight.

"Y/N, say the word and he's gone." Knoxxus stepped aside and walked up the stairs that led to his bedroom.

Snake stared at you, his mouth gaping slightly.

"What are you looking at?" You asked, standing up and walking over to him. You were barely inches apart, and you took off his fedora and set it on the counter. You ran your hand through his hair, and he sighed at your touch.

"Are you gonna answer?" You smiled at him, and he put his hand on your cheek and slowly kissed you.

His kisses were never very intimate, so this was quite a shock. You kissed back, your fingers lightly running through his hair. He became hungry in the kiss, getting more aggressive as his hands slowly went down to your waist. He licked your lips and you parted them slightly, letting him have entrance to your mouth. His tongue slowly went in, and soon you were both fighting for dominance. He had pushed you against the counter and his hands were under your shirt. 

You pulled away for air, and he stared into your eyes.

"I'm admiring how stunning you are." Snake looked at you, a small smile on his face. 

You pulled him in for a kiss once again, your lips fitting to his perfectly, and pulled away.

"Do you uh...Do you have any plans for tonight?" He asked sheepishly. You shook your head no.

"I'd like to take you out. I can get the reservations, all I need is the yes." Snake said, looking at the ground.

"Of course, I will!" You hugged him, burying your face in his neck, and his arms wrapped around you.

Snake sighed happily, pulling you as close as possible.

"I missed you so much." He whispered, nuzzling into your shoulder/neck.

"I missed you as well, love." You kissed the top of his head, and you both stood there.

"Hey, lovebirds!" Knoxxus shouted from the top of the stairs, "eat the damn food!"

You laughed and pulled away, walking over to the kitchen.

"What do you want to eat?" You asked him, putting your plate in the microwave.

You felt his arms wrap around you and he whispered in your ear, "Preferably, you."

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Well, that was that.

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