suction cup man theme song

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Left Noah kaminari/Light blue Kamen rider Lazer (level 37/suction): Suction Cup Man is comin' round
My sucking powers have no bounds
Suction cups all red and shit
I'm pretty hot you must admit
Do not test my sucking power
I'll climb your tower in just an hour.
You can't kill me, I'm way too cool.
I'm smudging up your windows fool!


(Choir) Suction Cup Man!

Left Noah kaminari/Light blue Kamen rider Lazer (level 37/suction): Hey, that's me!
(Choir) His name is Suction Cup Man!

Left Noah kaminari/Light blue Kamen rider Lazer (level 37/suction): Fuck yeah it is!
(Choir) Fuck you, he's Suction Cup Man!

Left Noah kaminari/Light blue Kamen rider Lazer (level 37/suction): I have my own theme song!
Fuck yeah, let's do another verse!

Left Noah kaminari/Light blue Kamen rider Lazer (level 37/suction): mFuck your shit I'm going up

You can't unsuck my suction cup
There's so much stuff I'm yet to climb
So while I rhyme, I climb full-time
Since I'm climbin' up so far
I'll play a tune on my guitar
I don't climb for girls or money
I climb 'cuz it's fucking funny

(Choir) Suction Cup Man!

Left Noah kaminari/Light blue Kamen rider Lazer (level 37/suction): It's me again!
(Choir) His name is Suction Cup Man!

Left Noah kaminari/Light blue Kamen rider Lazer (level 37/suction): My favorite words are the vulgar ones!
(Choir) Fuck you, he's Suction Cup Man!

Left Noah kaminari/Light blue Kamen rider Lazer (level 37/suction): That's the shit I'm talkin' about!

Breakdown, mothafucker! Oh Shit!

Climbing towers for just the thrill
Take it up to the man who has the skill
To piss people off, their anger builds
So they try to stop him, but he's climbing still.
He can take a hit, he can take a blow
But signs of stopping never show
He'll climb anything, he's a pro.
As he's shouting look at me go!

(Choir) Suction Cup Man!

Left Noah kaminari/Light blue Kamen rider Lazer (level 37/suction): One more time, baby. Oh lord!
(Choir) His name is Suction Cup Man!

Left Noah kaminari/Light blue Kamen rider Lazer (level 37/suction): I'm like a superhero but fuckin pointless!
(Choir) Fuck you, he's Suction Cup Man!

Left Noah kaminari/Light blue Kamen rider Lazer (level 37/suction): Just try to get me off your tower! 

Left Noah kaminari/Light blue Kamen rider Lazer (level 37/suction): FUCK!


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