Free Pizza and Hot Kisses (DoucheBag x Reader Vocaloid Lemon)

Pizza at your place? No way!

The clock sternly ticked as the school day slowly crawled on, leaving you bored out of your mind. Your [H/L] [H/C] hair slipped past your shoulder as your head slowly dipped down. The teacher, whom was teaching the same lesson as yesterday in an incoherent ramble, was barley paying any attention. As your head hits the desk with a gentle thud, you felt a tap on your shoulder. Hazily lifting your head, you turned around to see the class room heartthrob and troublemaker, DoucheBag.

DoucheBag, or DB as most people called him, was a very tall Len module, or at least taller than most. He stood at 5'9, and towered over most other students. His hair, when not tied into a high hanging ponytail, was a little past shoulder length. His hair, soft and fluffy as always, was a bright shade of yellow, hints of orange thrown into his hair to make it seem warmer. His eyes are what drew most people into him. They weren't to small and usually narrowed, but not to the point they looked slightly closed. They always gave him a smug expression and were the brightest and yet deepest shade of blue one could imagine, and made most people who locked onto them swoon. His face, whilst chiseled and strong, fit his age well. His body build was skinny, but at the same time, "hunky." It was muscular, but not ripped or oddly muscular. It was just right.

"Hey, [Name]," he started, his naturally deep voice already making a soft blush flush upon your cheeks. " I was thinking..-"

"D-Don't even think about it." you stuttered past your lips, tripping over each word.

"Oh, come on now, just give it a chance!"

With that, he slowly skid his chair close to yours silently, his slight trademark smirk spreading across his lips. You felt a shiver down your spine upon experiencing the famous smirk first hand.

"Just give me a chance, trust me, you'll love it~" The gentle and yet suggestive smirk began to fester and slowly grow larger. You gulped down your fear, and slight excitement, and replied.

"A-Alright, fine! But only because I-I know how persistent you are.."
When the words slipped past your lips and made their way into the air, you heard the deep, smooth chuckle come from DB's throat. You were beginning to regret saying yes.

"Meet me outside the school by the cherry blossom in the field." DB leaned in, whispering softly into your ear so no one would hear.
"I'll buy you free pizza and give you an exclusive tour~"

He pulled away from you, leaving you a festering, flustered mess. You could feel yourself shuffling between feet, both in nervousness and excitement again, wondering just what it'll be like to be with DB alone in atom without a witness.

As the bell finally rang, the teacher dismissed you. You brought your head up from your desk, still a nervous wreck. You caught DB smirking at you out of the corner of your eye, and this only made your existing condition worse. Trying not to make eye contact until the scheduled 'date', if you may call it that, you rushed out of the room relieved. But your relief was taken from you when you realized that the next class was the last, and then came the small date at least one of you was openly anticipating.

All through science, your mind was rushing with thoughts.
Will he make a move on me? Will he try to kiss me? Is he as good as a kisser as everyone says he is? Did I really say yes to this?!

Indeed, you did say yes. You were tapping your pencil loudly against your desk absentmindedly as you were lost deep in nervous thought. You snapped out of it, red cheeked, when the teacher snatched your pencil from your hand.

"[Name], I don't know what's gotten into you but I don't like it. Now snap out of it before I have to take you to the office."

You only gave a half acknowledged nod as the teacher walked away, and with your favorite pencil, continuing his lesson on astrophysics.

You could feel someone staring you down, but not in the creepy way, and your hairs slightly stood up on the back of your neck. Your eyes shifted back and forth between the ticking clock and the ground, anticipating the moment of truth. You closed your eyes tightly as the final bell of the school day rang, and your day of impending perverted hell began. You shakily stood, trying to keep yourself calm on the outside so people didn't make comments or ask questions, and you left class ahead of the end-of-the-day crowd.

Stumbling to your locker, you leaned against it and sighed, looking at the ceiling. Your eyes fluttered open as you stared upwards, and took a deep breath. People flooded behind and around you like a school of fish as you turned around and opened up your locker. You'd flinch, stammer every time someone brushed up against you, still just as nervous as you were 2 hours ago. You retrieved the books from your locker, shoved them into your now awfully heavy book bag, and slung it over your shoulder. Taking one final deep breath in preparation for the rest of the day, you began filtering outside with the rest of the swarm of weekend-hungry teenagers.

Pushing past the crowd, you finally made it to the tree of destination, siting promptly underneath of it. You were temporarily lucky, as DB hadn't yet showed up, and this particular place tended to calm you down. Your eyes slowly drifted upwards as you stared at the gorgeous afternoon sky, watching the clouds slowly roll by and the cherry blossoms float tenderly to the earth below. You could feel a smile festering behind your lips, but it was replaced with a shriek upon feeling a strong hand upon your shoulder.

Turning to the side, you saw DB towering above you as you were sitting and already [height]. His white, button up shirt was undone on the first and last button, and his yellow tie was loosely and sexily hanging around his neck. His right sleeve was cuffed to his elbow, and his hair was in a high up, relaxed ponytail.

You felt yourself growing flustered, excitement building up and mixing with fear deep in the pit of your stomach.

"Ready to go, [name]~?" DB asked, leaning down closer to you, forcing you to back against the tree nervously.

"Y-Yeah, b-but you b-better have me home!" You were surprised you were even able to speak, despite it being quiet and shaky.

"Oh, don't worry, I will."
He chuckled again, but this time in a much more devious time as he backed up, gently standing up.

Feeling tempted to run away screaming, your feet shifted again.
Were you really ready to go out with the most manipulative Len module?
Honestly, I'm not sure it really matters.
But hey, look on the bright side.
You get free pizza.