Chapter 1-Zombie appocalypse

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SHOES!!!
Every girl needs a nice pair of shoes right?
Who cares anymore its the middle of the freakin' zombie apocalypse! Make sure you have suitable footwear for running.Don't understand? Let's use little Bobina as an example...
Bobina walks down the road to the supermarket and there's a person shouting "brains" so she decides to run. If she wears heels she'll fall and break her neck, if she wears pumps they'll fall off and if she wears laces and they come undone... well any last words!
Solution... flat runners with elastic/Velcro.

A/N
Hope you liked it! I also have another book called live like its your last, which is about ZOMBIES!!!
This book really does explain all women scenarios doesn't it?
Thanks, the_diamond_villger
(Yes I know I spelt villager wrong it happened when I set up my account and I don't know how to change it.)?
•{D <-an alien with a moustache smiling!
*BYE*

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