I'm just his twin sister (a 5sos fanfic)

Chapter 1 ~ "Cake is real"

"Ugh Calum you are actually so annoying!" I yelled as I grabbed a chunk of whipped cream out of my hair and onto the table. He threw a pie in my face... Correction, MY pie in my face.

"Maybe I am, but that was the best Keek I've ever made." He chuckled to himself. What a loser.

I ran upstairs to my room to take a shower, of course me being the idiot I am, I trip on the last freakin step. "Shit Tiffany are you alright!?" Ashton picked me up. "Yes Ashton I'm fine, and don't ask about the pie on my face, just don't." He would've known it was Calum that did it anyways, we always prank each other.

"Aha ok then mate, maybe go take a shower." His Australian accent was extremely noticeable whenever he said mate, mine however, sounded like an American and Australian person had a baby.
I walked up to my room, "by the way Ash, for the 500th time you can call me Tiff."

I took a warm shower and got changed in my pj's. It was 8:00pm so I went to the microwave to make popcorn. Being the amazing person I am, I decided to make popcorn for everyone, a.k.a Michael came in and asked for some, so why not.

I walked to Ashton's room and asked him first. "Ashyyyy, do you want popcorn?" I had called him Ashy ever since we first met, only cause he called me Tiffy. "Nah I'm fine thanks Tiff, but some candy would be nice." He smiled, showing off his dimples.
I ran over to Luke's room, opened the door to see something fans would go mental for. I pulled out my phone, Calum and Luke were sleeping together, with Calum's head on Luke's shoulder and Luke's hand around Calum's waist. I put on the Instagram caption 'Cake is real'. Lots of people started to follow me ever since I was at a meet and greet with 5sos introduced only as Luke's twin sister, like, I have a name.
The fans count on me to keep them updated, since I'm ALWAYS on my phone.

Obviously I get hate, people get jealous, but some people can be so stupid. For instance, some comments on the Cake photo are: "what a stalker" -no shit I LIVE with them
"I bet she's slept with all of them except Luke, maybe even Luke... WHAT IF SHES ADOPTED!" -1) me no slut 2) I'm Luke's twin fucking sister, I look EXACTLY like him, but girl version.

But it's fine because about 85% of the fans are positive.
I guess I should probably explain to you guys about my life and everything, but I live with 5sos, the story of my life could be a whole book. (A/N see what I did there)

Hope you guys enjoy this book I'm working very hard on it xx
- Calum's hugger❤️