the escape

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y/n: omg  i cant belive my boo boo and the lirking pinshit MADE OUT IN FRONT OF ME😭😭😿

dick grab: is ok girly pop they don desserve you😘

y/n: thanks but like why would THEY DO THIS TO ME IM LIKE SO HOT AND EVERYTJING AAAAA😭😒

dick grab: its okk honey poo their just dinner and your dessert

y/n: AAAAA i I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

dick grab: brb ill get my little pee pee some ice cream🥺

y/n throws a rock at the window and climbs out cause she a strong baby bitch the gay dick grabber comes in seconds later with ice cream and breaks down crying and the cops dont arrest cause there stands y/n with her ugly ass dress and starts singing ai ai aia BOFFFF dick grab in concerned for y/ns mental health so thats why he didnt go to jail (best reason) 

y/n: you miz me?

dick grab: No you bitch u ran away

y/n: woopsies not my fault

dick grab: now go find your ugly ass friends and get them here

y/n: yes maam

y/n pulls up to this street and sees a window and says into it " robinl.. vance you ugly SLUTS I WILL GET YOU FUCKERS" y/n climbs into the window as the person comes up there and says" ma'am this is a wendys drive thru" 

y/n: oh my bad

wendy workr: yea.. please leave if u arent gonna order

y/n: ok ok bye bey miss me hoez

y/n continues walking until she sees jungkook on the streets 

jungkook: please help this is the real jungkook and i have been kicked out of bts ls donate all you have now.

y/n: omgg baby jungcock here take all this you give him 400 dollars

jungkfink: HAHHA IMNOT JUNGCOCK IM FINNEY 

y/n: WHAT GIVE IT BA-

finney gets dragged into a black van

y/n: oh..


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