"Hummm this is really boring," they sighed. The area around them was a black void with stars. "I know! Theater! But first to make a theater..."
They looked around the star filled void as they pondered how to make a theater. You see, they never actually been in a theater. But they did know that theaters had stages and lots of seats, so that was what they made. Of course the theater needed walls a floor and a ceiling. So they put mahogany walls floor and ceiling.
After adding a couple of lights, they were ready for theatering. There was still one problem though... they didn't have actors. Of course they could just make actors, but that would be no fun.
The only solution was to pull actors from a random universe.
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It was just another perfect day in Imperfection. Or should I say imperfect day.
Moxy had just returned to Imperfection after a long day with her kid. So Moxy was going over to Mandy's Spa because wow... kids can take the breath right out of you if you're not careful.
Moxy then tripped over a rock and fell flat on her face.
When she got up, Moxy was no longer in Imperfection. She was in a really strange looking empty theater.
"Where am I?!" Moxy demanded.
"You're in my theater!" a disembodied voice said happily.
"Who are you? Show yourself!" Moxy demanded.
"No can do, sorry," the voice said. "But you can call me... uhhhh... Orb?"
"Orb?" Moxy repeated.
"Yeah," the voice confirmed. "Anyways what play do you think we should do?"
Three scripts then appeared in front of Moxy. The first one way Mean Girls, the second was Beetlejuice, and the third was Alice's Adventures in Wonderland.
"Uh Alice's Adventures in Wonderland?" Moxy said. She remembered watching it with her kid one time.
"That's a good play! I think... I've never watched it," Orb squealed. "And you're my leading doll!"
"Really?" Moxy asked. It was too good to be true, Moxy always loved being in the annual play in Imperfection.
"Yep! Now we gotta get the rest of the cast," Orb said.
In this order, Wage, Gibberish Cat, Ox, Ice Bat, Micheal, Lydia and Meghan, Nolan, Lou, Lucky Bat, Babo, and Ugly Dog.
"Hello other actors!" Orb exclaimed happily. "You can call me Orb and you're all going to be acting in this script. I already highlighted your parts."
"Hold on a minute!" Ox exclaimed. "Where are we?"
"You're in my theater, yadda yadda, long story short, you'll be able to go home after the play!" Orb said. "Now everyone go backstage, read over your lines, practice, get into costume, etc. etc."
"How are we supposed to go backstage if there is no backstage?" Wage asked.
"Backstage is a room?" Orb asked.
"Uh, yeah," Lou sighed.
"Oh, okay then!" Orb said.
In less then a second two doors appeared. One on stage left, the other on stage right. Evidently, these doors led to backstage.
Backstage was a large room with costumes of all kinds. A giant table stood against the wall with lots of props on it.
"Ehrm, don't we need an instructor?" Nolan asked.
"Huh? What for?" Orb was very puzzled by this.
"To help us learn our parts," Micheal shrugged.
"Makes sense," Orb said happily. As if on cue some robots from imperfection burst through the door.
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Forcing the Uglydolls to Act Out Movies
FanfictionThis was inspired by a tumblr post. So yeah.