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Okeh, first incorrect quotes XD

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Blaze: Tell them off, Daun! assert Yourself

Thorn: That's my ice cream!

Blaze: great, now let em have it

Thorn: you can have it :3

Blaze: thorn, no-

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Quake: Be Careful with the onions, they'll make you cry

Blaze: Not if I make them cry first!

Blaze: *stabs onion*

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Gempa: I slept for almost twelve hours but I might still be tired so let's go for twelve more just in case

Hali: Gem, that's a coma

Gempa: sound festive

Hali: no-

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Blaze: hey

Ais: what do you want?

Blazel: I can't sleep

Ais: I can, goodnight

Blaze: :,D

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Taufan: what should we make the cake say?

Daun: we can make Talking cakes??!!

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Taufan: NO ONE LISTENS TO ME SO I PUT IT IN THIS SONG~~~

Gempa: Alright, who let the crackpot have internet?

Taufan: WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUDEEE~~

Cahaya: Goddamnit

Taufan: *sets the house on fire* IM ON FIREE

Blaze: that's my thing! *Tackles taufan*

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Gempa: Duck!

Taufan:......

Taufan: Quack–?
*Got Hit by basketball*

Gempa: I meant the other kind of 'duck'
*Face palm*

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Cahaya: I bet you can't say the alphabet faster than me!

Blaze: Challenge accepted!
ABCDEFGH-

Cahaya: the alphabet

Blaze: Dang it

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Blaze: You never Open your Mouth!

Ais: and you never shut yours

Introvert vs Extrovert Energy-

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Ais: Alright, who did it?

Daun: Did what?

Ais: who stole my last pack of Milo

Blaze: I hwab No idwa

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Blaze: *rolling down the Car window*
Wassup officer? is there something you need?

Cop: Get your Fcking azz off my car

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When Gempa is on vacation

Taufan: hey, what's for dinner?

Cahaya: tonight I'm serving looks UvU

Halilintar: *slams hand on table*
WE HAVEN'T EATEN FOR THREE DAYS

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Halilintar: do you have happy meals?

Server:Yep!

Halilintar: Could I get one without the meal?

Server:...

Halilintar: Please?

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Gempa: why are you smiling?

Halilintar: what? Can a man not smile when he wants to?

Taufan: cahaya fell down the stairs

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Gempa: how's studying?

Ais: my nap was great, thx for asking

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Cahaya: Where is my visor? Whoever took it will die tomorrow!

Halilintar: it's on your head

Cahaya: forget what I said-

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Ais: Cahaya won't come out of his room

Halilintar: *looking at his phone*  Eh, just tell him I said something

Ais: like what?

Halilintar: Anything Factually Incorrect

Cahaya: *a few minutes later* did yoU just SAY THE SUN IS A FREAKING PLANET??

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