Credits to the rightful owners!
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Jay, using Jiah's phone:
Jay: *Sees contact called 'My Love ❤️ *
Jay: Aww
Jay: Wait, this isn't my number *calls number*
The Other Line: Hello, this is Area 51 security and please stop calling us or we will send our men to you.
Jay: What the-
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Jungwon: I wish we could block people in real life.
Ni-Ki: Restraining order.
YUEMI: Murder.
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YUEMI: Any news?
Doctor: I'm just waiting for your x-ray.
YUEMI: But I've never dated anyone named Ray.
Doctor: -and we might do a brain scan.
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SungHoon: I accidentally wore my contacts to bed. Sometimes I think I'm stupid.
YUEMI: Don't worry, I do that all the time.
SungHoon: Wear your contacts to bed?
YUEMI: Think you're stupid.
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Yuemi: I'm trying to test out my new signature, can you tell me if it's good?
Jake: Sure, here, use this to practice.
Yuemi: Cool, thank y-
Yuemi:
Yuemi: This is a marriage certificate.
Jake: and what about it?
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Jake: Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Sunoo: Because their hands are too sh-
YUEMI: Because they're all dead.
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Sunoo: Being this cute is tiring.
Jungwon, without looking up: That's probably why Jiah is still asleep.
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Jungwon: You know, Jake hyung gives Riki flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Jiah: Okay
*The next day*
Jiah: *gives Riki flowers*
Riki: ????
Jiah: I don't know. I'm confused as well, man.
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Jay: If someone offers you $10,000 saying "you're ugly" will you accept it?
Jiah: I'm not going to turn down $10,000 because someone else has bad sight.
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*During I-LAND*
RM of BTS: One day, I wanna be a dad.
Jungkook: You already are.
RM: Jiah isn't my child
Jiah: *Writing in her journal* Today marks the day I was disowned by my own father.
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Jiah: *Standing outside the dreamies dorm holding a sign that says 'Prom?' *
Jaemin: OH MY GOD YES!
Jiah: No! Tell Jisung!
Jaemin: Jisung! IM GOING TO PROM WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
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*ENHYPEN Pre-debut 2020*
Jay: Jiah the school called.
Jiah: Oh shit-
Jay: Oh shits right! They said you skipped school today
Jiah: S-sorry, I won't d-do it agai-
Jay: actually, they said all three of you guys skipped school today.
Jiah: *shook*
Jungwon: *contemplating life*
Ni-Ki: *doesn't know how to react*
Jungwon: *regrets nothing*
Ni-Ki: At least they didn't tell them we did it last week too
Jay: I'm still in here!
Ni-Ki: Oh I didn't know
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Jiah, sighs: No one really loves me.
ENHA: Are you sure?
Jiah: Yeah
Everyone,, aggressively pointing at themselves: ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT?
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