dew and swiss are in target yknow they split from the rest and bro they were talking fr
"swiss cheese eatin ass whore we need to go to the target tampon isle rn." dew said sounding VERY serious!!
"im comin w u bbg gotta make sure u dont eat and slobber on them hoes"
swiss cheese and mountain dew soda went to the tampon isle.
"ayo swissy cheese my guy i really need to devour these tampons." dew was DROOLING .
"wtf no you dont dew." swiss cheese looked at dew intensely!! youchie!
"did you know? if you dont let me eat these gawd damn tampons i will grab your leg and forcibly stub your pinkie toe into the corner of a table" dew started barking on all fours whilr tearing open a pack of tampons and DEVOURING THEM
"ayo bro i dunno what crack you smoked or what heroin you shover up your ass but man you gotta stop!!!!!!!!"
cheddar cheese grabbed dew and they BRAAAWWWLED !!!!! (swiss cheese was not winning)
pepperjack cheese was fr crawling trying to get out of the tampon isle. the tampons made dew too powerful. swiss fr got his shit rocked bro.
"i love tampons! mmn mnn mn!"
swiss is crying. hes in agony. swiss suddenly disappears.
"ayo!! wtf!! where did my boy blue cheese go!!!!!!!!"
(the end of the tampon isle.)
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ghost goes to target after a show (in full drip)
Comédiethis started because my bitch toby mentioned an omegaverse ghost fanfic and i wanted to be better.