mountain was looking high and low in this damn freezer isle for pizza rolls. hes walking back in forth fr. mans rllt trying. FINALLY!! he finds the pizza rolls. it is the last box of them. hes rejoicing. crying even. suddenly rain comes in on his awesome horse.
mountain is clueless hes just holding these pizza rolls and crying. the horse kicks him into the freezer. he is IN THE FREEZER. hes crying his eyes out. he wanted his pizza rolls. hes CRAMPED IN THERE!! hes fr goin brrrr cold! chilly! he says a quick prayer.
"dear lord of the minions oh say can you see oh america sweet america. give me my joy and pizza rolls once again. please i love the minions. i love them more than swiss even. please get me out of this freezer." little did he know hes going to die in that freezer.(the end of the freezer isle)
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ghost goes to target after a show (in full drip)
Humorthis started because my bitch toby mentioned an omegaverse ghost fanfic and i wanted to be better.