It was a normal day, usually you would go to your
local boba shop for your daily drink but it sadly was closed for the day. Instead you went over to the new cafe that had just opened in your area. You wanted to try their coffee and drinks, because why not?
You enter the shop and order something on the menu, you sat down at the table and enjoy your delicious coffee. But then. You see Weezer and Descendents enter the shop, you were in shock since you love Weezer and Descendents. You keep staring at them and blushed so red, you couldn't believe this was happening. You thought Rivers and Milo looked so very sexy, you thought they were the hottest men alive. As they both get their coffee, Rivers winks at you and you get super flustered. You finish your coffee by now but because your such a creep you just watch Weezer and Descendents drink their coffee. You never knew that someone could drink so much coffee.
After a while their tummies start rumbling "aw man, we gotta use the bathroom real bad..." they sprint to the mens restroom. You then hear farting and shitting coming from the mens restroom. It smells really awful, smelled like rotten sewage, but you loved it knowing it came from the Weezers and the Scented. You hear loud grunting from them as they're taking the biggest and most painful shits of their life. The smell ends up filling up the entire cafe, everyone evacuates. You end up staying in the cafe, taking a huge whiff every second. You loved the smell of Rivers and Milos farts and shit, despite it smelling atrocious but since it smelled so terrible you loved it even more. You start walking to the mens restroom to get a better smell, and you can hear them more clearly. You're able to hear their loud moaning noises and smelly wet farts, you thought those farts smelled the best. You kept smelling that fresh fart air and its extremely warm. You could possibly die from how toxic the farts are. You could even taste it.
You hear them gradually stop shitting and farting. You were extremely sad to realize it was finally over. You peeked into the restroom and see Rivers and Milo drenched in sweat, like they were fighting the biggest battle of their lives. You thought they looked extremely hot. Then they see you, and get surprised wondering if you were there the whole time. They then call the cops on you. You were sent to jail and were there for a month.
But it was worth it.play
