Given a Chance (Larry Stylinson)

Part Six

Note to self

I deffff shouldn't watch cooking shows

And why is that?

Becuzzzzz Harold !!! They make me so hungry !!!!!

I think that's the point, mate. That's how they get you.

Ur not helpin !!

I just watched Giada make the most delicioussss looking brownies and it's not fair

Where are MY brownies ?

Why don't I know Giada ?!?!?!

WHY DIDN'T I INSIST ON MEETING FOOD NETWORK STARS BACK WHEN WE WERE COOL AND FAMOUS ??

Knowing Modest, we would have been stuck with the likes of Bobby Flay, not sweet little Giada. We'd be introduced and he'd instantly challenge us to a throw down. That's a lot of pressure for a first meeting. I don't know if I could handle it.

"Hiiii Bobby, I'm Harry--" "TIME TO THROWDOWN A MEATLOAF, BITCH. CAN YOU HANDLE IT?!"

Louis snorted down at his phone, his cooking show long forgotten. Harry Styles was absolutely ridiculous. Louis hadn't stopped smiling since their conversation had started, but now he was positively beaming.

HAHAHAHAH you're spot on with that !!!!!!!

Bobby Flay is such a cock !!!

If I had my choice at Food Network stars though, I think I'd have to go with Ina Garten.

THE FUCKIN' BAREFOOT CONTESSA ? REALLY HAROLD ?!!!!

She seems like a lovely lady!

she reeks of arrogance !!!

Nah, mate. She throws parties all the time and always has a bunch of friends on speed dial. She's also happily married and is always cooking things for her husband! She makes really good food too. Just the other day, she was making these lemon scallops with a white wine sauce that looked ace. We definitely should have befriended her.

do u even hear yourself ?!?! Scallops and wine ?! lame middle aged parties ?!

GIADA MADE BROWNIES, HARRY ! BROWNIES.

YOU USED TO BE A BAKER, MATE. SHOULDN'T THE WORD BROWNIES GIVE YOU A BAKER'S BONER OR SUMMAT ?

Louis paused to snort again. Damn he was funny.

and also, Giada is ITALIAN. Pasta every day ! Happy daysssssssss xx

How do you know "brownies" DIDN'T give me a baker's boner?

Louis eyes widened at his phone, blinking down at it rapidly and re-reading Harry's texts about thirty times in a row. Right. Erections were funny. They were lads. Lads joked about cocks all the time. Louis lived for a good dick joke. Right. That's totally why he was feeling tingly. No other reason.

He swallowed, still staring down at the message, not knowing how to respond. WWMGD? Right. Okay, Louis could do this. He cracked his thumbs out before typing out his totally breezy response.

Becauseeeee mate, if you DID , you wouldn't have brought Ina Garten into the equation !! Or her dumpy husband !

Breezy and funny. Louis was a catch.