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Nico: If you disrespect me like that again, I'll eat your shower curtains.

Percy: I have...glass doors?

Nico: Well crunchity munchity then, you think that will stop me?

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Kronos: I could kill you if I wanted to.

Percy: Yeah? So could another human. 

Percy: So could a dog.

Percy: So could a dedicated duck.

Percy: You aren't special, Kronos, your kindergarten teacher was lying.

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Percy: You know, I find that when things are really bad, playing a nice tune can really help fix things up!

Leo: Really?

Percy: Yeah!

Later:

Leo, frantically running around the ship, playing a banjo: THE SHIP IS ON FIRE!

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!!!!!!*******I OWN NOTHING************!!!!!!!!!!!

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