𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙋𝙄𝘿 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀 !

𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙀𝙀: 𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙀𝙂𝘼𝙇 𝙈𝙐𝘾𝙃?

𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃:

𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝗦𝗢𝗠𝗘 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗘 𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗢𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗔𝗡𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗣 𝗜𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗬 + 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗔𝗨𝗧𝗛𝗢𝗥 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗦𝗘𝗟𝗙.

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Raiden was waiting outside of the building, scrolling through Snapchat. I wonder when they're coming out. Raiden thought, waiting for Ophelia so they could both go to the bakery right next to the building. A few minutes later, Ophelia walked out, heels clacking on the pavement.

"Thanks for waiting for me," they said.

Raiden smiled. "It was no problem, really. Let's go to the bakery now, I heard the new special is out today and I wanna take a picture of it."

As they walked to the bakery, they both talked about many things. Mainly the wedding.

"It was pretty surprising that Mike invited his father over. Didn't he say that he would cut off contact with anyone who didn't approve?" Raiden asked.

Ophelia chuckled. "You know Mike. One second it seems like he's made his mind up but the next second he's changed his mind. He's a bit too forgiving sometimes."

"All that matters is that his father supports him," Raiden said, content with her final answer.

They walked into the bakery, the little bell jingling as they opened the door.

Ronald McDonald, one of the workers and a good friend of Raiden, looked up from his homework and smiled slightly. "Are you here for the special?" He asked, setting his homework to the side.

"You know it. Is it sold out?"

Ronald went into the back and came out with a paper bag. "Saved this one just for you," He said, tossing the bag over to Raiden. "Last one left. Looks like you weren't the only one who wanted it."

Raiden thanked Ronald and tried to give him money, however, he strangely refused, asking for only one thing in return.

"Tell me how the wedding went, will you? You handle the camera like trash and you breathe too loudly, I could barely hear what they were saying!"

"It's not my fault!"

"..." Ronald went silent.

"Well, I guess it kinda is," Raiden said guiltily.

Ronald raised an eyebrow. "Kinda? You can't be serious. Even my grandma can do better and she's dead."

"Do you wanna die?"

"Occasionally."

Ophelia was watching the scene in amusement until their phone started to ring.

"Raiden," Ophelia said, catching her attention. "I'm going outside to answer a call. Try not to kill him, okay?"

Raiden smiled sweetly, although her hands were a different answer. She had Ronald in a headlock and was currently choking him so hard he was turning blue. "Don't worry about him. As long as they don't find the body it's fine."

Ophelia walked outside and answered the call. It was from Gft, a girl with huge mental issues and a 12-year-long crush on a married man.

Splash!

"Ugh, it smells like shit in here."

Ophelia paused for a second. What the hell is happening there? "Gft...?"

Then a sudden scream came from the phone. "AGH!"

"Where the hell are you, Gft?" Ophelia asked, turning on their video.

Gft seemed to be dripping wet with her therapist next to her.

She started to speak. "I was trying to break into Chrollo's house to steal some of his hair but it looks like he put new security measures all around the house. I decided I would escape into the sewer but sewers are, you know, sewers."

"Did you find any weird things in there besides you?"

"A mutated rat and a walking earlobe. Other than that, no. Anyways, I have no idea where I am. Could you pick me up? Please?"

Ophelia stayed silent for a while. What the fuck. Should I help her? They paused for a second. Nah. She brought this on herself. "No."

"But-"

"I'm going to hang out with Raiden now, goodbye." With that, they ended the call and went back inside the bakery. "Raiden, let's go home now!"

"Just a minute!" Raiden shouted. "I'm putting Ronald's unconscious body in the freezer!"

"Isn't that illegal?"

"It isn't if they don't find out."

About 30 minutes later, they were both at Ophelia's mansion.

"What do you wanna eat for dinner?" Ophelia asked, sitting down on their couch.

"Don't we have Panda Express leftovers in the fridge?"

Ophelia walked over to the fridge and looked around. "Yep. Lemme heat it up."

As Ophelia was putting the leftovers on a plate, Raiden pulled out the special from the bakery and started doing a mini photoshoot. I'm totally posting this on my Twitter later.

Ophelia set down the plates on the table. "Bone apple teeth."

"By the way, who were you talking to on the phone?" Raiden asked, picking out the vegetables from her food.

"It was Gft. Apparently, she tried to sneak into Chrollo's house and steal his hair but got caught. She escaped through the sewers and doesn't know where she is."

"Shouldn't you be helping her?"

"She brought it on herself."

"True."

As they were eating, Raiden turned the TV on.

"Two people tried to break into billionaire Chrollo Lucifer's house today," The news announcer said. "Authorities have yet to find them, however, this isn't the first time something like this has happened to Mr. Lucifer."

Chrollo's face showed up on the screen. "This has been the fourth time this month and I'm starting to get tired of it."

Raiden looked over at Ophelia. "That doesn't happen to be the Chrollo Lucifer that your friend likes so much, does it?"

"That's him."

"You have some weird friends, Ophelia," Raiden said.

"I try not to think about it too much," Ophelia said, switching the channel to Dance Moms.

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𝙊𝙋𝙃𝙀𝙇𝙄𝘼 𝙎𝙋𝙀𝘼𝙆𝙎!

yep, thats me. youre probably wondering how i got in this situation- *smacked*

anyways, i edited this chapter so it doesn't show mine or @gftwhqnsma 's real names bc identity revealing is bad, kids!! yes thats me and her in the story. yes the girl with me (aka my wife <3 ) is raiden shogun from genshin impact. yes that is chrollo lucifer from hunter x hunter.