𝙄𝙉 𝙒𝙃𝙄𝘾𝙃:
𝗔 𝗛𝗘𝗜𝗦𝗧 𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗧 𝗚𝗢𝗘𝗦 𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬 𝗪𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗚.
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"Let's jump into the sewers," Chlorine said, opening the manhole.
"What the hell did you just say?"
"Let's go into the sewers," Chlorine repeated, tying her jacket around her waist.
"You expect me to go into the sewers. Where people's shit has probably been," Master Diluc said, a skeptical look on his face.
"It's either that or we get caught by the authorities and get sent to jail."
He sighed. "The sewers it is." How the hell did we even end up here? He thought, pinching her nose and plunging into the darkness.
2 Hours Ago...
"Okay, so let me get this straight," Master Diluc said, crossing his arms.
"But I'm not-"
"Shut the fuck up."
"Okay."
"You want me to knock out the guards in Chrollo's house so we can sneak in, go through his trash, and steal some of his hair?"
Chlorine clapped her hands. "Couldn't have said it better myself."
However, Master Diluc looked disgusted. "For what?"
"It's to finish my life-sized figure of him, obviously. Use your brain," She said, acting like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Master Diluc looked at her. "You better pay me double for this. I'm working overtime."
"Aren't you always working overtime?"
"... Let's get this over with."
With that, they both split up, Chlorine hiding deep into the forest that surrounded the house and Master Diluc sneaking behind the bushes of the house and waiting for the next pair of guards to come by so he could knock them out.
A few minutes passed with little to no sign of guards until he heard some speaking up ahead.
"I was speaking to Angelica, aight," a voice said in the distance.
Another voice was heard. "Didn't you break up with her last month?"
"That's beside the point Jeffery boy. A changed woman now, that lady. I can feel it in my balls. My balls are always right."
"Didn't you say that last time, Louis?" Jeffery asked, seeming fed up with Louis's attitude. "And how did that turn out, huh? She stole all your money and ran off with your father. Your father for god's sake! That old man just turned 75!"
"Aye lad, you do have a point there," Louis said. "But that time the feeling in me balls was just a bit of a tingling sensation. This time, it was a full-blown blast! Got knocked off of my feet, I was."
Jeffery paused a bit before answering. "I think you should get that checked out by a doctor. Nobody gets a 'full-blown blast' feeling from their balls."
Louis chuckled. "You're just a bit too young to experience things like old man Louis here. You'll understand when you're older, aight?"
"I'm only 4 months younger than you Louis."
"4 months is still considered younger than me!"
"I want to go home," Jeffery said, a sigh escaping from his mouth.
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