Omg im sorry for re-publishing aaa I keep seeing mistakes
I also missed week 1 and 2 so they can't really be written anymore :,(
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This was straight out of my Google Keep, so it's /very/ unedited lmao
This was also written on my school computer so that's why Grian is named G, and Xisuma is named X. Safety precautions.
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YEAHHHH LETS GO, SCHOOL AU WITH TWO GAE BOYYYYYYYYS AHAHAHAHAH.
9/19/2022
anyways
BEANS CHEESE LATTUS TOMATP AHDN HAm
so normal college w/ hc. they all share the same apartment because /they are poor/ and need to share rent. weee school. G's that guy who seems happy but has Clinical Depression lmaoaoaoa. Scrs a sleeper, M actually does his homework. Ren doesnt even bother going to school but somehow passes. Stress is plant mom because i can make her. Iskall is your normal fella (nb because yes).
SCARIAN WOO (and slight Flower Husbands)
NOW THE DORM PART (perhaps even an actual story?)
Friday, 9:00 PM
tws: drinking? (the hermits dont drink dw) Cursing, mentions of child abuse >:) and a failed unalive'nt
Of course, it has to start with Bdubs screaming at everyone to go to sleep. Most of the hermits stuck their toungs out at him before doing whatever they wanted that Friday night. G was laying face first down on the carpeted apartment floor while Scar observed him, poking his face. These kinds of nights reminded G of when his father was drunk, partying in the house with his dad's other drunken friends. Joe was baking cookies for tomorrow, which everyone took a part for saving up for the cookie dough and materials. Cleo was sneaking small pieces of raw cookie dough into her mouth before slithering away.
(idea: lets make one of them have a breakdown about having a terrible childhood. you probally know who im gonna slap it on to. later in the story.)
X was playing Just Dance with M, Ren, Jimmy (who walked over just for funsies because he overheard Impulse talking to an unhappy Bdubs about partying tonight), Stress, False.
The oven blared, soon gathering all of the hermits, and Jimmy, in the kitchen. Joe just stared at the mass crowd, all staring at him as he had a platter of freshly baked cookies. Bdubs jumpedout of the mass of hermits on to Joe as soon as he set the platter down. "AHA, GOTCHA!" And the hermits flooded the table, grabing as many cookies as their hands could grab.
Joe landed on the floor with a rough /thump/, which made Joe put his hand on his head from the slight dizzyness. "waddya do that for?" Groaned Joe. Bdubs held his hand out to help him off of the floor, "I wanted to start a war, after all its Friday night. Step one: stir up chaos, step two: leave. and then you watch the chaos unfold into a beautiful mess, and nobody will bother me because of the inside chaos so i can sleep," Proudly explained Bdubs in his confusing plan. Joe rolled his eyes and took the hand, pulling himself up.
After the cookies were munched, G helped up, or rather thrown up, Scar onto the table when placing down a boombox that G hid under his bed. It blared About Damn Time, which everyone turned their heads to Scar and G both on the table. G immideitly busted a move, now breakdancing. Scr stood there, confused as he stepped down from the table. Cleo took his spot, letting out these awesome moves. Everyone cheered and threw cookie crumbs, because they quite literally had nothing else.
timeskip: 1:00 AM
G groaned, laying on the couch exausted. Most of the hermits were passed out on the ground, and Jimmy left with the lie of being tired, we all knew he wanted to see Scott.
G turned over, facing the living room. Hermits were dotted around here and there, Cleo, Stress, Scar and X were playing a card game, most likely Go Fish based on the cards colors. Getting up he squatted down next to the players, observing the game which was soon to be won by X who slammed down the rest of his cards, a smirk through his helmets as he shouted "I WON!". Cleo groaned, tired of X. "Why are you so goooood," She huffed, crossing her arms. Scars eyes lighted up with an idea."Uh- can we play Truth Or Dare?" He questioned. Stress shrugged, agreeing with Scar's idea. She was also tired of X winning /every/. /single/. /round/. of go fish. X got up and gathered the remaining awake hermits.
X, Iskall, M, G, Ren, False, Gem, Scar, Pearl, Impulse, Stress, Cleo, and Doc gathered in a big circle on the living room floor. "You all should know the rules, of course," X said, looking around the room. "Truth or Dare.... SCAR!" He shouted light heartedly while pointed at Scar.
"Dare." He said with a smirk saying 'how bad could this go wrong?'. X reconized that expression and thought of something. Everyone was staring at X as he gave Scar a devious smile, "Kiss your crush, if none, then kiss the hottest person in the circle." The ladies, Gem, Pearl, Cleo, False and Stress braced themselves.
Scar walked in the complete wrong direction.
Right up to G
(end of p1)
(p2)
G POV/3rd person
Scar squatted down right to G's level and kisses him. Both Scar and G were left pink-faced after that. Shock filled the circle that came and left as soon as it happened. Scar sat down to where he originally sat, glancing around the room. "Ren, Truth or Dare?" "Truth." Ren said, pulling his sunglasses down at Scar. "hm, any childhood trauma?" Ren stared at him, deep in thought. Oohs and ahhs traveled across the circle of hermits. G hoped this question wouldnt fall onto him. "No, not really. Other than that time i failed Science class in 8th Grade, when my parents 'respectfully' yelled at me. that was probally the only time they yelled. They apologised later though." G was confused, and accidentally blurted out, "The only time? they /ever/ yelled at you?" Ren looked at him and he realized he fricked up.
"Uh, m'dude, yeah? What did you think they would do, punch me?" Ren responded, thinking it was just a light hearted question, but the very back of his mind was worrying. G blinked. "Nevermind, carry on." He laughed out. "Anyways, Iskall. Truth or Dare." "dare!" Shout-whispered Iskall in his swedish accent. "Well, hmm." Ren said, not expecting him to say dare. "I dare you to.. buy us a pizza!" Iskall rolled his eyes and brought out his communicator and called Pizza Hut, Ordering a cheese and pepperoni pizza.Setting the command block-like object, he said with an amused sigh, "You happy?" Rens tail wagged behind him as he gave Iskall a thumbs-up. "Alright everyone, break time. lets wait till the pizza arrives", and quite literally a minute later there was a ring by the door. "Pizza!" shouted Impulse as he ran up and opened the door to reveal Scott in a pizza-man outfit.
