A Uchiha Named Link (Naruto Fanfiction)

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I take a step out before I see a hawk. It glides down to me and hands me a note.
The note says four words.

Come to old Konoha.
-Gaara

I immediately teleport to Konoha. All I see is destruction. I look up and see a man that is the Jinchuriki of the Ten-tails.

I see the Ten-Tails Jinchuriki smirk.
I backflip and block the chakra rod. I proceed to cut the rod in half.

I jump up on the other chakra rod and jump and plunge them in the head with Fi. As he falls I see a giant monster only to proceed to be put in another host.

I sigh and get ready for battle. I look and I sigh again because it is Madara Uchiha.
He lunges at me. I land a kick to his face.
He was planted in the ground. But before I can stab him. A man with a plant around his head kills him.

I see a blinding light and a flash. Then a giant tree appears out of nowhere. I see everybody in a trance-like state. I see a woman with white skin and white. She has a Triforce on her hand.

I sigh and activate my Triforce Sharingan and Fierce Deity Mask. She rushes at me. I jump back and grab her kick. When she turns I see her doing hand signs.

I backflip and send a bomb. She cuts it in half with two golden swords. She lunges at me. I grab her blade and send it downwards. When I see her she is covered in sweat. While I'm not even slowed down.

I rush her and do my favorite thing. I make her feel like she's in a Pinball machine. I frontflip and land a downward kick. She slams into the ground. She gets up and grows to twice no triple her original size. She grows tusks and a snout. I grab my Glock and say

"Storm release: Bleak bullet." Her eyes go wide before she slumps to the ground. I see a weird snake guy with who appears to be Neji, Sakura, and Hinata. The snake guy says

"Come boy you cannot defeat us all at once." I chuckle and face them. He continues

"I am a SS-rank shinobi and they three are along those lines." I look at two of them and activate my Triforce Sharingon. I teleport in front of two of them and use Amaterasu. I turn to snake guy and say

"Sword style Sage Enigma Attack." I coat Fi in a mysterious white glow. I slash him cleanly in his abdomen. I backflip and stab the guy behind me in the back through the heart. They both slump to the ground. I see another bright flash as another Otusuki appears. I sigh and get ready again. He boldly states

"Link Uchiha you have become to powerful me the gods and the strongest of shinobi have decided to put you down." It started as a chuckle then a full blown maniacal laugh. I say after my fit of laughter ends

"Bring it on. Shall we dance?" He nods and suddenly an army with the Shinagomi leading them is charging.
I kick a blond haired guy with a three pronged kunai. He  back flips and throws a kunai. I Kamui away.

I grab Fi and cut the kunai in half. I run past Minato. I slash him across the face. He falls to the ground. Someone else sends a wood style at me. I say while going through hand signs faster than even a Rinnegan can see

"Wood style: clouded thorn ambush."
It countered Hashirama's wood style.
I yell again while making wood clones with no hand signs

"Immortal Demon shot." We all pulled out Ar-15s and started firing into the group.

Before long only Hashirama, Madara, and the Shinagomi were left. I make quick work of two of them. The only one left is the Shinagomi. He stands up I rush at him he barely blocks with a scythe. He tries to cut me with the scythe. I know if it lands it will kill me instantly. I back flip and lung at him. I put everything I got into the strike. He actually disintegrates infront of me.

I see a bright light and scream

"Can I be done with this shit."