Collection Of Short Stories

Steven For President In 2024?

Steven Crass Headquarters

Dallas, Texas

August 16, 2024

Steven: As president, I will raise taxes for the middle class, and lower taxes for the wealthy!

Crowd: *cheering wildly* Yeah! Woo!

Steven: I will also fight for the little guy! This here is my home! Texas was where I was born and bred! When I lost my parents in 2020, I was devastated! Saddened! Saddened! I settled in Connecticut for a few years! I dealt with so many rude people! It wasn't like Texas! It was like a carbon copy of New York!

Crowd: *booing and hissing*

Steven: I will fight to make sure that every Texan that moves or visits Connecticut, to let the people know one thing! One simple message! Don't mess with Texas!!!!

Crowd: *erupts into raucous cheering*

Steven: *coughs and drinks from his water bottle* Its not rocket science, folks! I will be turning 43 next month, and I will prove to the best president, this nation will ever know! But my opponent, Iris Carter, wants to close the loophole on big spending! She wants to make healthcare more costly for people with preexisting conditions!

Crowd: *booing and hissing*

Steven: Let me close by saying this..... I.......

Back to present day......

Owen: Steven, I'm talking to you!!! Do you want some cookies?!

Steven: Dude! I was thinking about running for president in 2024! I was speaking for a huge crowd! They loved me!

Owen: You? President? That'll be the day. You want some cookies or not? Charlotte baked them.

Steven: Yeah, I'll have some.

Owen: Help yourself. *mutters* It'll be a cold day when he tries to run for president.

This story was written on Monday, September 26th, 2022. (Rosh Hashanah)

A/N If Steven thinks for one minute he will try to run for president in 2024, he's gone loco in the cabeza! 😅😅😅😅😅😅 Don't be a silent reader. Please leave feedback. Thanks.