DISCLAIMER!!!!!
ME AND AMESLEY ARE FRIENDS SINCE FIFTH GRADE WE MAKE JOKES LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME!!! PLEASE DO NOT TAKE IT SO HARD, NO OFFENSE TO MY CROHNIES!!! <333
jokyung : "YOU GUYS I GREW AN INCH IM 5 FOOT NOW"
amesley : "still the short little intestine worm you always were i see"
jokyung : "shut the fuck up amesley if anything you're the intestine worm you have crohn's disease"
aiden : "jokyung you shouldn't be talking"
jokyung : "but everyone likes me"
amesley : "not when you're the little garden gnome you are"
aiden : "stupid little garden gnome"
amesley : "little fat garden gnome"
jokyung "bruh i literally weigh 40 pounds less than you"
aiden : "little fat fat"
amesley : "you little fatty fat"
jokyung : "SHUT UP YOU'RE LITERALLY FAT"
aiden : "oh my god jokyung stop bodyshaming"
jokyung : "i'm just going to shimmy shimmy koko throw myself through the window because my therapist told me to remove myself from uncomfortable situations"
amesley : "yeah go cry and eat string cheese and worms in the math room like you always do"
aiden : "STOP QUOTING THAT STUPID EXOL JOKYUNG"
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emo things that my friends say
Non-Fictionthis is a joke like ill write something later im writing a jikook ff its in the works okay