andrew : oh my fucking god jokyung i know who you look like now
jokyung : what
andrew : wait lemme google a picture of him <laughs hysterically in min yoongi>
a/n I SHIT YOU NOT HE SHOWED ME THIS PICTURE OF A WHITE MALE WITH HAIR THAT REACHED HIS ADAMS APPLE THIS IS ESSENTIAL INFO AND I LATER FOUND OUT IT WAS JOHN LENNON
jokyung : ANDREW HOW THE
andrew : I MEANT THE HAIR JO I MEANT THE HAIR
jokyung : MY HAIR ISNT EVEN THAT SHORT ITS LIKE 2/3 THE WAY DOWN MY BACK
<silence for like 10 minutes>
jokyung : andrew i think you need a haircut you look so emo you have to tilt your head back to see because your hair literally covers your eyes
andrew : if anything youre the one who needs a haircut you look like that white guy
jokyung : <shows jhope photocard from MORE mv> AND YOU LOOK LIKE HOSEOK!!!
a/n no bc then he flipped his hair and was like "you think i cant pull people but i pulled you" and then points at the photocard i think he knew that i liked him(because i love hoseok and said he looked like him)
<a few minutes later>
andrew : [in a sympathetic tone] sorry jokyung did i offend you in any way
jokyung : yeah andrew you actually did
andrew : well sucks shit to be you
<end of class>
jokyung : NATALIA
natalia : what
jokyung : andrew is bullying me bc i supposedly look like a 40 year old white cis male
andrew : AND YOURE THE ONE TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE JIN OVER HERE
jokyung : ITS NOT JIN FFS
natalia : its okay kyu ill make sure he doesnt bully you anymore <and then proceeds to do nothing but laugh at me>
YOU ARE READING
emo things that my friends say
Non-Fictionthis is a joke like ill write something later im writing a jikook ff its in the works okay
