Argument One-Shots DnB

Lil Nas

*lava popping and the dripping of crying obsidian was all that was in the prison cell*

Technoblade: "So you writing something for your wattpad again?"

Dream: "Again, I painfully say again I don't have a wattpad"

Technoblade: "the voices say otherwise dream, and they wouldn't lie to me about this"

Dream: "ok I'm done with this shut up"

*after about 5 seconds of silence*

Technoblade: "so you can bring people back to life?"

Dream: "Revive people, yes? What if it"

Technoblade: "what is you try to bring back a person who's still alive?"

Dream: "never thought of that, let's try it"

Technoblade: "Yooo"

*Dream closes the book he was holding and yeets it into the lava*

Lil Nas X: "Heyyyy"

*he appeared behind Techno earning him a high pitched scream*

Technoblade: "that was a strategically planned manly scream, and you fools can't say otherwise"

Dream: "of course it was"

Lil Nas X: "Hey Dream let's collab right here right now"

Dream: "Bet"

*Techno looked between the 2 confused then it hit*

Technoblade: "Wait you made mask!!"

*dream threw his mask to the corner or the cell, and threw on some shades*

Dream: "Yup sure did bitch"

Lil Nas X: "Yesss let's get started"

*and while the chaos began to ensue, all the way on the other side Quakity and Sam where arguing*

Quakity: "ok but what the fuck are we going to do the the Pig?!"

Sam: "I don't know Quakity but we can't just let him go, he is the one person who can most likely break Dream out"

*as Quakity was about to start screaming they heard loud music from across the lava, so Sam went and pulled the lever to lower it*

Lil Nas x: "Call me when you want, Call me when you need, Call me out by your name and I'll be on the way~"

*Techno was twerking as Lil Nas spun around on a pole, and Dream was dying on the floor trying to breathe*

Quakity: "Lower the lava"

Sam: "Ye"

Quakity: "Want some eye bleach?"

Sam: "Why would you ask that, most definitely"

*they both left the prison but forgot to close the portal so Philza wondered in to try and make a sneaky prison break. He went and lowered the lava and enderpearled into the cell before he could see what was happening then he heard the music and saw techno twerking, dreams dead and lil nas still spinning on a pole singing*

Technoblade: "Yooo Phil join in"

Philza: "I, uh Fuck it ok"

*phil joined lil nas on the pole*

Technoblade: "Yes! Danceza YOOOO!"

*let's say the prison lock down wasn't caused by dream was a ping with techno's help it was cause by them summoning lil nas*

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Hello Lovely people, only time I will probably be putting a little note here, but this one-shot was brought to you by Our sponsor, Daria from discord.

She was the one that came up with this prompt after a conversation on if Lil Nas X and Dreams music was canon to the DSMP.

So all credit for this one goes to them.