frantic fanfic w/ friends

lapras' return

kanye east sighed. "i cant believe ypu died at sea all those years ago bbg. i miss you so so so much lapras funko pop. i love you bbg" "really?" that deep rumbling voice from the doorway could only belong to one person. kanye east whipped around to see lapras funko pop standing there, his muscles rippling from under his tight shjrt. "oh i missed you so much!" he cried running towards him, and planted a big, juicy kiss on his lips. "missed u too bbg. wanna have passionate reninioun sex?" "always!"Kanye took lapras funko pop into his humongous arms and continued kissing him. it was as beautiful as that time i skinned my knee. "w-wait." said lapras funko pop. "theres something we need to do first." "waht is it my love." Kanye asked. "my species requires us to dance before we can mate." Kanye looked at lapras funko pop and understood the situation. "i'd love to do that." Kanye let lapras funko pop down and started doing a fortnite dance. "wow, i didnt know watching you dance would be so hot. yass king" lapras giggled.suddenly, kanye east's phone made the twitter notification sound "OMG I GOT VERIFIED" "idgaf keep dancing daddy😏😏" "ok princess" kanye started doing the default dance in the least hot way possible but lapras funko pop liked it. "ok lets fuck now" "ok" kanye then started fucking lapras "omg~~~😩😩😩😩" but then, mitski burst in through the window "what the fuck" and then she killed them both brutal