frantic fanfic w/ friends

very serious very normal fanfic

once upon a time, zark muckerberg was sitting in his castle of gold and piss when he got a text from ''''no one''''. "hey bbg meet me behind the abandoned dennys for a good time ;)". instead of doing the smart thing that a normal human being would do, (block them) zuccy walked behind the dennys yo fiwhen he arrived at the dennys he didnt see anyone there. then a blue man jumped down from the roof of the restaurant. he was completely naked. his head wasnt the only thing that was mega. zark muckerberg bit his lip. "hey hottie" the blue man said. zark did the debbie ryan hair thing and smirked. "thats a big... you know what, you got there" said zark. "head?" "no."« head? » he asked again, raising his eyebrow to indicate something else. a lightbulb went off in his massive forehead. « OH HELL YES » zuccy buccy exclaimed, ready. the blue giant, instead of coming closer to zucc, grabbed his head. he started spinning. and *pop* his head was off, in his hands. fuckerberg was shocked, but happy. oh boy the things he could do... « lets go back to my place, why dont we 😏 » the head said fucky got ~excited~ just thinking about the thought.