I Can Fix Her

Chapter 1: Something Something, Stalkers

Alright, we've been through this before. Boss gets an idea, makes a chapter or two then takes a long break and never updates. You're probably smart enough to figure out what's gonna happen here.

So, its a normal day in Kuoh.

"Y'see that? This crazy bitch started followin' me one day." A familiar voice spoke. "Pretty thing thinks she's one of those Yandere's from the manga you read."

You already know this guy, I know him too well, he needs no introduction at this point but he gets one anyway because of tradition. IT'S HIM!

Y/N L/N
"IT'S THE MAIN CHARACTER!!!"

"Um, big bro? She's giving me a death stare." Oh yeah, kiddo is here too.

YUI L/N
"NOW WITH 100% LESS SADNESS AND A VOICE!"

"And? Honestly sis, with how much of that trash you read I'm suprised you aren't drooling over how cute she is."

"Well she is adorable...but she's still crazy."

They turned their heads from the outdoor cafe they stopped at and looked at a lamppost down the street. Hiding behind it was a girl from Y/N's school.

She was around 149cm (Approximately 4'11) and wore punk attire. Crop top with a jacket overtop, short shorts with ripped tights, combat boots. The works. She had long, wavy black hair that nearly reached the ground; looking like a genderbent hentai protagonist. Her skin was pale, barely a hint of pink could be seen. From underneath her bangs, a piercing red eye glared jealousy at Yui.

Yui is still 12 btw, and is actually Y/N's little sister. Blood related. The bitch really thought Y/N was into that shit.

And before any of you freak out, no Yui will not die. The boss was adamant about not dropkicking the child into oblivion.

Atleast not this time.

"100¥ says I can fix her."

AHHHH HE SAID IT! HE'S MORBI-

"Deal."

Y/N payed before getting up to walk Yui home, completely aware of the girl following him.

"Tell mom I'm going to bug Issei." Y/N spoke as he walked away from the house.

"Be careful big bro!"

Y/N waved as he walked off. "Alright, let's see just how much she enjoys mandatory trailing missions."

The first stop on Y/N's list was a book store. Not to actually read or anything, just to see if his stalker knew how to blend in.

Y/N walked through the door, leaning away from a book aimed at his head. "Nice to see you too Paisen."

The man who threw the book was about a year older than Y/N and sported a pissed off look. He just so happens to be a member of Kuoh Academy's student council.