Sanji woke up early so he could make everyone breakfast. He walked into the kitchen and got everything ready. He needed berries so he opened a barrel and BOOM! Zoro sprung out of the barrel. "Surprise!" Zoro yelled. "Ah! What the fuck! Were you in there all night?" Sanji exclaimed. "Yup, and it was difficult fitting my four swords in there with me." Zoro said giggling. "Wait a minute... Zoro... you only have 3 swor- Oh my god!" Sanji yelled. Zoro was rolling on the ground laughing. "Is that all you waited here for. To tell me a joke about your dick." Sanji said rolling his eyes. "Hey at least I got one." Zoro said still smiling. "Fuck you!" Sanji yelled. "What time?" Zoro said getting up from the ground.
He went behind Sanji and stole his cigarette from his mouth. "Hey give that back!" Sanji said annoyed. "I would but you're already too hot and I wouldn't want you to start a fire again." Zoro said keeping the cigarette from Sanji. "Why are you like this! You're so annoying!" Sanji screamed. Zoro turned red. "I... I was jus... Just trying to be silly." He stuttered. "But fuck you! I didn't do anything!" Zoro said walking away. Sanji turned the stove off and ran over to him. He tackled Zoro and pinned him on the wall. "And that's how I messed with Zoro!" Sanji yelled. Zoro was so confused. "Wait huh?" He said. "Ha! I'm just messing with you I'm not mad." Sanji said.
