Zoro and Sanji split up from the group and took the safer but longer route to the treasure. "Hey Moss head! I just realized something. Everyone is gone so... It's just us..." Sanji said winking at Zoro. "Sanji we're on a mission for treasure, not a booty call." Zoro said rolling his eyes. "This route is creepy. Why would they put treasure in a cave system?" Sanji asked. Zoro ignored him and proceeded to lead the way with the lantern.
"Hey Zoro I have a question... Do you have something I can wipe this blood with?" Sanji said jumping in front of Zoro. "No what?! How did you skin your knee?!" Zoro said grabbing his leg. "Well you see I fell for you." Sanji said leaning in for a kiss. Zoro dropped his leg and started to walk again. Sanji was getting frustrated. "Why won't he kiss me?" He thought.
Sanji tripped Zoro and caught him. Zoro was shocked and they stared at each other. Sanji grabbed his chin and kissed him. He accidentally dropped Zoro on the cold rocky ground. "Oh my god! Sorry Zoro it was on accident!" Sanji quickly said. Zoro giggled and tripped Sanji. "There that's better, now we're even." Zoro said looking at Sanji. He jumped on Sanji and kissed him. Sanji was already embarrassed that he couldn't even pick up Zoro with out dropping him, his face turned red. "Like you said it's just us right?" Zoro said taking off his shirt. "Ha ha! You're mine now!" Sanji said tearing his shirt off. "Zoro you be botto-BOOM!" Sanji was interrupted by a gunshot noise that came from where the treasure should've been! They quickly got off each other and ran to the treasure.\.
