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Yandere Chibi Skit 1: Chess game

Knight Tom: "So Blue you're good at chess we let see you can beat me at it."

It shows Tom and Blue sitting far from each other as a chess board laying right in front of them.

Blue then manages to beat Tom with a checkmate using three moves.

Knight Tom: "What the....What the.....WHAT THE FUCK!!!"

Blue: "You challenged me. I tried to warn you, but no, you had to prove that you're not a dumbass."

Knight Tom: "Rematch! I want a rematch!"

Blue: "Traveler dammit, they never learn."

Four moves, checkmate. Game three, five moves, checkmate. Game 136, two moves, checkmate.

Knight Tom: "Ok, that's enough of this bullshit!"

Blue: "And I'm not even sober."

After losing over 136 times over the chess game Tom then pulls out a giant pencil and aims the eraser at Blues helmet.


Knight Tom: "Say goodbye to this reality!"

*Thump!* *squeak squeak, squeak squeak*

Knight Tom: "What the? Why isn't it working? Cmonkey how come I can't erase your character?!"

Monkey: "*drunken slurring*, aaand... fuck you..." *takes a swig of alcohol*

Knight Tom: "Well the eraser thing didn't work, what about this?" *Draw something*

As soon as Tom finished drawing the thing came to life and immediately hit Tom in the nuts.

Knight Tom: "AW FUCK!!" *Falls to the floor*

Suddenly, Mando and Striker walk out from the side of the screen.

Mando/Striker: "Yeah, karma's a bitch."

Khan: "Oh, so both your middle names are Bitch?"

The nutshot crawler that Tom drew then flew out the window and began nutshoting every creature it came across. Meanwhile, everyone looked out the window.

David: "Sooo... should we do something about that?"

Ghost: "... Ah, fuck it, it'll be fine."

The nut shot crawler would then go on to be an accomplished huntsman, even landing a teaching job at Beacon Academy... no one is really sure what the point of it's class is.

Skit 2: Talkin' Nerd Shit

It shows Cmonkey and Jay talking about their characters lore and kept getting sidetracked by actual Star Wars lore, then it cuts to the others as they haven't stop one second of not talking about that as it shows Tom and the other with baggy eye's listening to Cmonkey and Jay talk.

Monkey: "I still can't believe that the Mandalorians also practice Djem So... I'm also confused as to why it doesn't list Jedi as Djem So practitioners."

Mando: "Ah, it just says Mandalorians and Sith... Oh, look at that, I didn't know that's where Shae Vizla retired."

Monkey: "That's where she retired, huh... Kahn, hope you didn't have any Life Day break plans, 'cause you and I are going hunting on Rishi!"

Knight Tom: "For the love of god Cmonkey and Jay can you two shut the hell up!!!! It been 24/7 hours of you guys speaking of lore and shit stop it before I committed a huge murder!!!!"

Blue: "Sound like a buncha NERDS!!!"

Mando and Monkey then pull out their blasters, set them to stun, shoot everyone in the room, then continue talking.

Ghost then floats in out of nowhere.

Ghost: "Don't interrupt nerds when they're talkin' nerd shit."

Knight Tom: *Angry Spanish noises*

Monkey: "You're stunned, you shouldn't be making noises, shut the fuck up, Tom!"

Skit three:The Confession, Part 2

Tom walks up to Samantha.

Knight Tom: "Since our group knows our thing, do our OC's know?"

Blue then shouts at the two from the background.

Blue: "Just fuck already!"

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