You're walking in the woods.
There's no one around,
And your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
Shia LeBeouf
He's following you
About 30 feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you
Shia Lebeouf
You're looking for your car,
But you're all turned around.
Hes almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on his face!
My god, there's blood everywhere!
Running for your life
(From Shia LeBeouf)
He's brandishing a knife.
(It's Shia LeBeouf)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia LeBeouf
Living in the woods,
(Shia LeBeouf)
Killing for sport
(Shia LeBeouf)
Eating all the bodies
Actual, cannibal Shia LeBeouf
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him,
But you're hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a murderer,
You creep silently through the underbrush.
A-ha! In the distance,
A small cottage with a light on.
Hope!
You move stealthily toward it,
But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off your leg,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Limping toward the cottage,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Now you're on the doorstep,
Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf.
Sharpening an ax,
(Shia Labeouf.)
But he doesn't hear you enter,
(Shia Labeouf.)
You're sneaking up behind him.
Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf.
Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf,
Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf,
Stab it in his kidney.
Safe at last from Shia Labeouf.
You limp into the dark woods,
Blood oozing from your stump leg.
But you have won.
You have beaten Shia Labeouf
Wait he isn't dead!
(Shia Surprise!)
There a gun to your head
And death in his eyes
But you can do Jiu Jutsu
Body slam Shia LeBeouf
Legendary fight with Shia LeBeouf
Normal Tuesday night for Shia LeBeouf
You try to swing an axe at Shia LeBeouf
But the blood is draining fast from your stump leg
He's dodging every swipe, he parties to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
You're chopping off his head now
You have just decapitated Shia LeBeouf
His head topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from Shia LeBeouf
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Nobody Becomes Somebody (Destiel/Sabriel High School AU)
FanfictionCastiel Novak is just a nobody. No one wanted anything to do with him because he was gay. All that changes when an adonis named Dean Winchester moves in from Lawrence, Kansas, right down the street from Castiel. Castiel only wishes Dean was gay, but...
