Em's Book of Poorly Written Poetry

Pizza and Spikes

Gail was walking and eating seeds, then she saw a sign and began to read

"Walk on these magic spikes" the sign said. "And there will be free pizza at the end"

So Gail began to walk on the spikes, she stepped on the first one and shouted out "YIKES!"

It turned her body purple and her hair light blue. What would these other spikes do?

She stepped on the next one and it changed her more yet, her hair elastic turned into a baguette

Then there were the last spikes you see, they made her whole body be covered in stings made by friendly bees

She reached the end to find a great image, pizza that was unlimited

She ate and ate for days to come even after she saw the 95th sun

But one day, one sad sad day all that pizza wanted to come up and play

Gail refused and shoved more down, she's eaten so much she's went up 900 pounds

On that day her stomach exploded, it burst and made her look bloated.

She soon then died, after eating pizza by the piece

Dearest Gail may you rest in peace