ARE YOU FREAKY DEAKY BOOK II

13. Remission (Melissa)

I was very in tune with my sexuality. Most women couldn't say that. How could you be called a "woman" yet you weren't woman enough to sometimes be called out your name.

Shit, when a man called me a bitch it was normally after I emptied his wallet while I was riding his dick.

Yes, ma'am. Give him a shot of pussy to keep his mind off the gold and you'd be the California Gold Rush every time he comes and his ass rolled over and went to sleep. He'd wake up broke as a joke.

I wasn't a lesbian, but if a pussy looked scrumptious I'd suck a bitch's clit into remission.

I loved the smell of pussy on my lips. If you haven't tasted your cunt yet then
what the hell you were waiting for?

Pussy did the body good, the hell with those milk slogans.

Bitch, Got Pussy?

Check, please!

If a woman was fine enough I'd dig in her twat and rub her juice on my lips. Which reminded me, when I ran out of lip gloss I'd rub my juices on my lips, saved me about ninety dollars a year.

Call me what you wanna, I really didn't give a damn.

But give me, me and get the hell on. And leave a fifty on the nightstand, because a bitch had bills to pay and
every little bit helped.

I wasn't a greedy chick. I had my share of "moments" with the girls. I called them "lesbian tendencies."

Because when it came down to it I'd pick a thick dick over a dripping snatch any day. But I liked what I liked.

I've deep throated a dick or two and I've let two women suck my pussy and everywhere in between.

Are you Freaky Deaky? I asked them and they told me they were so when I asked them to eat my ass and let me taste it from their tongues they seemed to be a bit stagnant.

I rode a bitch's face while her husband fucked me in the ass.

I've made him pull it out and I tasted it. I then kissed his bitch while thumbing his balls.

I've fucked the mail man for a hundred dollars, seduced the UPS guy and shipped my clit Fed Ex.

The Best Buy Home Installer guy wanted to marry me after I made him jack off and swallow his own come...

The Home Depot cabinet installers ran a train on this pussy and my Mama's ex husband fucked me with the plunger because there was a blockage in my loins that Drain-o couldn't suffice.

I couldn't lie, Mama's ex-boyfriend had a little dick, but sometimes your pussy needed a break from being long dicked.

I got tired of banging my head against the wall, shit. Sometimes my cunt wanted some short strokes.

Let me stop airing my dirty laundry for all to see.

Some things I had to keep to myself.