*2j, laying in bed at 3 am*
Jake: spines are a social construct.
Jay: what??
Jake: like what purpose do they have?
Jake: hold on, just hear me out. you know those wiggly things at the gas station?
Jay: the inflatable tube mans?
Jake: yes. those. why don't we function like that?
Jake: they just *unintelligible flopping noises* all day. wouldn't it be great to live like that?
Jay, starting to wheeze: but how would we walk then?
Jake: like *more flopping noises, wiggling arm in the air* wouldn't that be cool?
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Humorsixth installment Credits to the owners of incorrect quotes used in this book. -------------- Date Started: Sep 30, 2022 Date Ended: Oct 6, 2022
