We be dying but we slaying
( story written by Nick, @ThePatronusWriter )
Becca
"They're dead"
Megan
"HOLY SHIIIIITTTTTTTTTT"
Matt
"I was playing X-Box"
Sami
"Ohh, do you think I could use this for my playwriting next year?"
Nick
"No, I'm fine' , Nick literally coughing his lungs out"
Theo
"Don't you silence me"
Celeste
"This is all just...a pantomime"
Juno
"Hello welcome to ___________ would you like a water, Zephyrhills or Aquafina"