Ｔａｍｉｎｇ Ｕｚｕｍａｋｉ

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓜𝓸𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓐𝓯𝓽𝓮𝓻

Warning: Language and Sexual content.

/Blah/ Naruto talking to Kyuubi through their mind link.

/Blah/ Kyuubi talking to Naruto through their mind link.

Japanese terms:

Jiichan- grandfather

Nani- what?

Seme- Dominate

Uke- Submissive

Okaachan-mother-in-law

Ottchan-father-in-law

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Hatake Kakashi had lowered his favorite romance novel to peer at his student. The sterling-haired fox was just about to leave his apartment when he got a knock on his door.

"Well, what seems to bring you here? Shouldn't you be enjoying your honeymoon?" He said this as his eyes smiled at the sulking teen.

"I need your advice on something." Kakashi let his student cross the doorframe to his apartment. He had a seat on his loveseat offering the raven to have a seat across from him.

"Okay, what kind of something would that be?" He watched as Sasuke jerked his head to the side, he was blushing he cursed under his breath. Okay, Kakashi was intrigued he leaned forward.

"It's personal-" He signed.

"Well, then I can't help you." Whatever this advice was had the silver-haired Jonin amused. He had an inkling what it might be, but it was fun seeing his student suffer a little bit this was payback for all those smartass remarks he had to endure over the years.

"Never mind can I just borrow one of your books instead?"

"No, not until you tell me what this is about," he said while placing his novel down. Sasuke had his full attention.

"..." 

Before Sasuke got to speak Kakashi decided to throw him a lifeline. "You can skip all the gory details just get to the point."

"I want to use my Sharingan to help me become the best at sex." Kakashi almost fell out of his seat he was literally floored he thought it was going to be advice for a more attentive partner not... Well, not this. There was a little voice in the back of his head telling him he did ask for it.

"... I'm sure with practice you'll get better." That was all the advice he could give somehow, he felt like any other advice would be crossing student sensei relation.

"He didn't finish..." They locked eyes. it took a moment for it to click what Sasuke was talking about.

"Uh, ahhhhh... I did not need to know that!" Kakashi felt like a five-year-old covering his ears. The last thing he need was to imagine his former students doing that. In his disgust, Kakashi rose from his seat to pour himself a drink.

"Please... I can't stop thinking about it and it's driving me crazy! I can't eat. I can't sleep and he gets to frolic about as if nothing happened. It's not fair!" Well, that surely answered the ongoing question circulating between Tsunade, Rin, Iruka, and him that Sasuke was a hate-filled bossy ass virgin. It makes so much sense now. The women were right and now he was out a few ryō!

The silver-haired shinobi had pinched the bridge of his nose, gross so gross. Albeit, seeing Sasuke looking all jetlagged and tormented helped push Kakashi passed his reservations. "I have some visual novel that just might help-"

"-Do you have ones that are male on male specifically."

"Pfft, of course, I do! I don't discriminate." The platinum blonde said matter-of-facility when it came to Kakashi's track record he had lost count at sixty. No one could resist his charm or good looks, men or women.