* Y/n POV. *
Well shit...
This wasn't one of my best decisions.
" Sir!!! we're still being chased!!! at this rate, the whole group is doomed!!! " A fellow rebel said.
The ship then shakes violently.
Well...I might regret taking those weird plants we got from Jabba the Hutt, but hey...at least it was fun.
*BOOM*
" That was one of our turbo Laser turrets!!! " Another rebel said.
" Our Shields are depleted!!! " A Female rebel yelled.
Dang...And the fact that this MC-80 Liberty was brand new as well.
Now...your probably wondering....how did I get here.
* Flashback *
" So why are we in Nal Hutta again sir? " A fellow Rebel, Jimmy is his name.
Jimmy is a young Rebel, brand new from training.
So we're here for some errand.
" Well, you see Jimmy boy, Jabba called and said that he wanted to give me something, now, what was one rule we establish in the fleet when we enter Jabba's palace. " I said.
He was left thinking for a bit.
" If you see his sister, run for dear life, then bleach your eyes. " Jimmy said.
Ah yes, the one rule in my small fleet.
" Correct, dear god is she ugly as fuck, though I would never ever say that in front of Jabba. " I said.
I shivered at the memory of Jaba's sister....
" Is it because your afraid of him sir. " Jimmy said.
" Me, afraid of Jabba, no...no no, I'm scared of his sister. " I said.
Even though I would never admit it in front of anyone...
But I'm actually afraid of Jabba...
" I mean, I know she's ugly but... " Jimmy said.
Oh you poor innocent virgin soul.
" When she managed to get her hands on Jeffrey and Gerald...they came back looking like they went through the battle of Hoth ten times and ten time worse. " I said.
The Horror I know...
Those two had to be taken to a recovery base back at Naboo.
Haven't heard of them ever sensed.
" Dear god..." Jimmy said.
" She's more scarier then a AT-AT on mechanical steroids. " I said.
And trust me...I seen a AT-AT on mechanical steroids.
" Dear god!!! " Jimmy said.
Even god can't help you
Then again.
We have no god Jimmy, he left us the moment he saw the disappointment of our evolution.
And Mon Calamari porn...so much Mon Calamari porn...
" Yes, so remember, when we enter the palace...run if you see her. " I said.
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FanfictionSo, you, a commander who commands a fleet of rebel ships and Mon Calamari ships, So, you were being chase by both, a Imperial fleet commanded by your brother-complex sister and a criminal underworld fleet who is commanded by a Tsundere commander...t...
