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A/N: Rando quotes from generators/ones i made

I will credit the generated ones.



* Jeff enters the room *

*Everyone staring at him *

Jeff: I will now start a conversation

Slenderman: Ok but you're not allowed to talk about, murder, death, abandoning, cannibalism, knives, daggers, how much you hate Toby's cooking, stabbing, politics, various dangerous objects, men, old people, ben's underwear, mutating yourself, My Chemical Romance, what it was like before Smile...

Jeff: I will not start a conversation


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Clockwork: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Toby: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Clockwork: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Toby: * Blushing *

Random worker on a walkie talkie: This is Edward, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

Credit: https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator


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Ben: I'm sad

Toby: L

Hoodie: Toby,thatisverydisrespectful.howwouldyoufeelifoneofyourfriendsweretosaythattoyouwhenyouwerecryingandabouttohaveamentalbreakdown.

Toby: Bro chill it's not that deep...

Ben: I'm happy


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Toby: Slash gamemode creative.
Ben: Dude, this isn't Min-
Toby: *starts levitating*

Credit: https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator


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Hoodie: Ever thought about how if we had a child together we would have made a half-Ben, half-Toby human hybrid?

Masky: Ever thought about how mermaids have sex?

Hoodie: I have thought about that actually...

Masky: Oh nice, you also have weird 3am thoughts.

Hoodie: I need to stop talking to you


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Nina: ur amazing

Jeff: I know

Nina: and funny

Jeff: I know

Nina: and attractive

Jeff: I know

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