yeah my old writing frikin sucks so we're remaking this yay
So some things have changed
Some of the kids have changed! I'll just be saying the names and who they are the kids to but if you want semi-rushed drawings of them you can go to my ask book for these things.
Also the "science" behind them has, in fact, changed.
It's still a science-y thing and it's still asexual reproduction because I literally don't understand how objects would be able to do the nasty they don't wear clothes and that weirds me out.
But I pretty much stole this idea from someone on tiktok but I can't remmeber their user so if I remember I'll add them as credit for this
But pretty much
You make a thing, you give love to the thing (or in rare cases feel extreme love around the thing), the thing becomes sentient, wow you have a baby now.
so like you knit something, bake somthing, cook something, code something, build something, or plant something, etc, with the goal of child and the thing becomes alive and you now have child.
sometimes they just spawn into existence though it's a very confusing process. (and the only one who is known in this group to have just spawned is Spider Ball we don't know where they came from and we aren't gonna question it)
You still need two parents for this though because genetics or whatever so I'm not sure if that still counts as asexual reproduction since that's just mitosis which this is not but y'know what, whatever who cares it's good enough.
Just so it's a bit more clear what I mean, I'll make some examples with already known bfb characters.
Donut- you make donuts, give one of the donuts attention, boom you have a donut child
Robot Flower- You code a robot, that's pretty much the extent of the coding thing bfb technology is really freaking advanced for some reason so they can probably code genetics into robots at this point.
Blocky- You cut and paint a wooden block and then give it attention and boom you have a block child.
Black hole- he was already out in space he was probably just made how normal black holes are made, if not he just spawned like Spider Ball he has no idea either.
Flower- You plant a flower, give it attention WHILE IT GROWS, now you have a flower child
Some of them are a bit more confusing, like Spongy or Ruby because you technically can't make either of those but let's just say since Spongy is a wet sponge his parents filled him with water to "make" him, and Ruby's parents just mined her like all of her other like 30-something sisters
Pretty much you just can't buy the object in the exact state, that's the only rule. You have to "make" something about it in some way.
I hope this cleared up some things just in case this is confusing. As I said I kinda stole this idea from someone so I might have forgotten some technicalities but yeah this is the basic gist of it.
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New kid changes!
Not many of the kids changed, just a few and two of the kids switched to different parents but other than that it's mostly the same.
Once again if you want to see semi-rushed drawings of these go to my ask/dare book :)
Flower & Ruby kids-
Flower Pendant, 9
Mood Ring, 7
Ear Ring, 5
Daylily, 2Remote & Black Hole kids (adopted because Lightning and Snowball divorced and neither one wanted the kids)-
Energy Ball, 9
Spider Ball, 6Golf Ball & Tennis Ball kids-
Volleyball, 12 (I changed his age sh)
Butterfly Net, 7Fries & Puffball kids-
Wrapper, 12
Cotton Bag, 10Gelatin, Leafy, Pin & Coiny kids (yes, all of them)-
Plastic Token, 1
Mint Cup, 1Bubble & Fanny kid-
Bubble Wand, 9Eraser & Pen kid-
Disappearing Ink, 3Blocky & Basketball kids-
Slingshot, 3
+Grassy counts idk what age he'd be, late teens probably.Donut & Barf Bag kids-
Piping Bag, 6
+Firey Jr counts, same as GrassyBook & Taco kid-
Recipe Book, 7Needle & Firey kid-
Steel NeedleBalloony & Cloudy kids-
Pinwheel, 3
+Rocky counts, same as Grassy and Firey Jr.And I made a promise for the reboot, so <3
Lollipop kid (adopted)-
Sour Gel, 8
There are a few more that will eventually be introduced, but they either don't exist yet or just aren't around.
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