Just an AU with my ship children for bfb. it is untitled because I can't think of any ideas for what to name it. You can request a name if you would like :V.
uh no description I have writers block.
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THAT WAS THE OLD DESC I HAVE A NEW ONE
This fic...
Since objects kinda can't do le n a s t y I had to come up with a different way for them to reproduce.
So this is what this chapter is dedicated to.
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Obviously, as with most real life scenarios as well, the first step is deciding whether or not they want a child.
If they decide that they do, they move on to the next step.
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Next step is dna. In order for the process to work, both parents must have a piece of their dna extracted and mixed together into a solution. This could be saliva, or a part of their body. This will carry over genes such as material, limbs, all stuff like that!
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Next, the solution must be put into a marked metal box of fluid. This is where the actual object will develop. This takes about the same amount of time as a human baby's development does.
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They are told to wait until they get a call about the development of the bebe. During this time, it is very likely that the soon-to-be parents will be worried.
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Then comes the fun part, getting to take the baby home. This happens once the developmental process has been completed. Although, spending 9 months in a tub of liquid causes the babies to be very fragile. The parents must then put them into a thermal, warm room for a week. Only coming into the room to feed the baby.
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Then that is it. Once a week has passed, parents are allowed to treat their babies normally!
parents who were the first to test out this new reproducing process weren't as lucky as the ones who tried later on.
Either it was hard to keep certain babies stable, or they were born with some
In the beginning it was hard to keep babies stable that:
were the children of same-gendered parents (in general, harder to keep alive at the beginning of development. Some babies who survived this were still born with a deformity. Gladly this was soon fixed.)
Were the children of parents with two different limb types (Often times would lead to children having fragile, too strong of, or missing/extra limbs)
Were the children of really different objects (harder to form a strong shape)
Technically it is possible to reproduce with only one person using this method, it isn't recommended and has only been tried once
if a couple has had any previous children before any "new" children they want, the previous children have a 5% say of if they want their parents to have another child.
