Opposites Attract ~ Rosa Diaz x Reader

7 - Gina's break-in

It had been two weeks since Rosa and I had our first official date, and so far no one at the precinct found out. We've had one other date since then. Right now we were at the precinct and my chair was rolled over to her desk.

Jake walked into the bullpen at the same time as Scully and asked him about his weekend. "Oh, fun! Kelly and I hit the park and went for a long walk. Fell asleep watching TV" Scully answered. "Oh. Sounds like a fun weekend with Kelly" Jake said as Scully walked away.

"So, Kelly. Is that Scully's wife or his dog?" Jake asked all of us. Everyone stayed silent and looked at each other. "Wait nobody knows Scully's wife's name?" Jake asked. "I think Kelly is his dog, went for a walk. That's what you do with a dog" Amy said.

"You can go on a long walk with a person" Charles said, "at sunset. Talking about nothing and everything." "Sounds awful, hit the park. That's a dog" Rosa said. "Only like, really old retired people take long walks at sunset, and Scully's not retired. So I say dog" I said. 

"My wife takes the babies to the park all the time" Terry shrugged. "Or mothers, those are the only people who walk in the park" I added to my last statement. "Alright we're doing this, let's play 'wife or dog'" Jake said. 

"Hey so Scully, what do you do at the park with Kelly?" He asked and Scully walks back into the room. "Oh we just walk around, she gets antsy if she doesn't get outside enough. And then it's just yap, yap, yap all day long" he answered. 

"Hey, what's Kelly's favourite food?" Charles asked. "Peanut butter, she'll eat it right out of the jar!" Scully said happily. "How old is Kelly?" I asked. "Well she's getting up there, but she's pretty spry for her age. Especially considering she got hit by that car a year ago" he said.

"Oh that's so awful, was she chasing something into the street or..." Jake asked. "Nah, she was getting me the newspaper" he indicated to the newspaper in his hand. "Alright, this is useless" Jake sighed, "Scully, is Kelly your wife or your dog?"

"How can you ask me that?" Scully said sadly walking away. "I still don't know which one it is" I sighed. "Could be either. Could not tell you" Jake said. 

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Rosa, Amy, Holt and I were at Gina's apartment because of the break-in that she had. We we're looking for any signs of anyone breaking in. Holt was examining the door. He stood up and said "No signs of forced entry at the door. But the window was jimmied." "You don't have locks on your windows" Rosa said, stepping away from the window. 

"Way to blame the victim" Gina said, "sorry I'm not rich like you, Miss 1%" "They cost $8, you have a fur bedspread" Rosa pointed out. "Why do you have so many lycra bodysuits?" I asked. "And why do you need eight full drawers of underwear?" Amy added.

"Because I'm civilised. Less talky-talk more solvey-solve" Gina said. "We need an itemised list of everything that was stolen" Rosa said. "I already gave it to Captain Holt" Gina said, and Holt started reading it aloud. 

"$160 in cash, one TV, one large painting of a naked lady on a lion, one set of Joseph Gordon-Levitt nesting dolls..." Holt read. "Homemade and irreplaceable" Gina said. "One music box that plays 'She Works Hard For the Money' when opened, one knockoff designer clutch" Holt continued. 

"Can't you just buy another knockoff?" Rosa asked. "No I can't Silly Sue. 'Cause the label no longer makes the original, so the sweatshop no longer makes the knockoff" Gina explained. "Can you estimate the value of everything that was taken?" Rosa sked.

"Emotionally, $700 million" Gina said as Rosa closed her notepad and sighed. 

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