Erasermic Oneshots For Your Mental State

Heroes Underground - Present EraserMic

Credit to STRIXX_170 for the idea

Also, quick note! They're not married or dating or anything :)
Just "friends"
Anyway, onto the story thing.

Shota Aizawa's POV

Yamada screamed at the top of his lungs as we fell through the ground. "IDIOT, SHUT THE FUCK UP!" I yelled. Jeez, why did I have to fall for this dumbass? Literally.

"Sorry Shota." He laughed. I rolled my eyes and got up off the ground, then pulling him up. I rubbed the back of my head.

"Great, we're stuck down here." I said, looking up to see there's not a way out. Suddenly, a squeaky, high pitched noise was heard. I jumped back, knowing exactly what it was. Yamada looked at me, intrigued.

"There's mice down here." I said, a bit disgusted. He gave me a look saying that he knows what's wrong with me now. Then he laughed.

"Well isn't that ironic? A cat afraid of mice." He chuckled as he spoke. I scoffed and clenched my fists, then smiled, getting an idea.

"Oh look, a spider." I said, pointing to the ground beside him. He immediately shrieked, making a laugh escape past my lips.

As I noticed pebbles falling from above, I said, "Mic, don't scream. This place will cave in and we'll really be stuck down here." I placed a hand on his shoulder, looking up at him.

He smiled at me sheepishly. "Sorry." He said. I nodded and sat on the ground. Just then, another mouse-like squeak was heard.

"Ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew." I muttered, grabbing hold on Yamada's pant leg. He laughed at me and sat down as well. I looked at him and we made eye contact.

"I— ummmm— hi?" I stammered. I'm okay-ish with eye contact, but it made me way too nervous in this situation. He smiled.

"You okay?" He asked. I nodded and tucked the hair that hung over my face behind my ear, a warm sensation spreading over my face.

Thank the Lord for it being dark right now.

"Yep! I'm fine. Totally fine." I said, and I felt like I was having a full on heart attack. He laughed again. That didn't help at all. If I had put my hand in front of my face, I'd be able to feel the heat radiating off of it.

"If mice scare you that bad, I'll protect you! No worries. I'll be your knight in shining armor!" He said. Now that. That made me laugh. I felt a bit better.

"And I'll be yours. I'll protect you from the bugs, spiders, whatever else there is." I said, smiling.

"Thanks, Sho." He said. That warm feeling on my face came back again.

He hasn't called me that since high school.

I opened a pouch on my utility belt and pulled out two of those tiny but really bright flashlights and handed one to Yamada. "So it's easier to see." I said, my face cooling down.

He smiled. I rolled my eyes and looked away, turning my flashlight on and pointing it around until I noticed a small figure. I looked closer.

"A mouse— there's a mouse. There is a mouse right in front of me. Five feet. Ew. Get it out get it out get it out get it out!" I yelled, clinging onto Yamada's side. He walked toward the rodent and picked up his leg. "Don't hurt it! Just get it out." I said, still at his side. Yamada laughed and waved his hand at the creature as he put his foot down.

"Shoo. Get outta here." He said, loud enough to scare the mouse away, and that's exactly what he did. I pointed my flashlight at his face. There was a bug on his forehead. Gross, but okay.

I flicked the bug away. "Ow!" Yamada exclaimed. I rolled my eyes.

"There was a bug on you. Shut up." I said. He pouted. I almost melted at that one change in his expression. He pointed his light at me and started laughing his ass off.

"Your— your face— it's all— red!" He said between echoed laughs. I took a deep breath.

"Shut up and sit down, idiot." I said. He sat down, and I did as well. He stopped laughing.

I breathed deeply again.

"Go out with me." I said quickly.

"What?" He replied, confused.

"I said, go out with me! Once we're out of here." I yelled.

"Shota, I—"
"Shut up."
"Shota."
"No, shut up."
"Shota Aizawa."

I sighed. "What?" He smiled.

"I was gonna say, I think we're finally getting out of here." He pointed to the square shaped hole in the dirt above us, where a few of my students gazed through at us. My eyes widened.

I groaned as I fell onto my side. "Kill me now please." I said. A mouse's squeak was heard. I immediately jumped up.

"Oh hell no. Nevermind, get us out of here." I said. "Also, not one word to anyone, or you're all failing high school." I stood up and pulled Yamada up on his feet as well. I reached for my scarf, which I hadn't used because there was nothing above ground to wrap it around. I pulled it off of my neck and threw it to Midoriya, the green haired boy in the class I teach.

Every student in view grabbed hold of the scarf and they let a tail go down long enough they could pull Yamada up and then he could pull me up. He grabbed the end of the scarf and the students pulled the scarf and he got close enough to the surface where he could climb out himself. Then, I grabbed the end of the scarf and Yamada pulled me up.

Of course, the idiot doesn't know how to sue the damn thing, so when I got up, we were tied together. "I'm going to hang myself with this thing." I said.

Iida, the class president, grabbed the end of the scarf and walked in circles around Yamada and I until we were no longer tied together. I brushed off my clothes and cleared my throat

"Thank you, Iida." I said, as if nothing had ever happened. "Now, if you excuse me, I'm going to shave this idiot's head." I said looking Yamada directly in the eyes as I wrapped my scarf around him tightly and dragged him along the path that led back to U.A.

Long story short, I didn't shave his head. He agreed to go out with me and then we for some reason made out for ten minutes straight.