Jinyoung Viral Quotes

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Yo Puedo romper tu cama si quieres. *winks*

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Can I call you oppa? no. Can you say I love yo- No.
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Where are the other members? I killed them *smiles* I'm just joking they're in the other room
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Are you and Jongwon dating?? *sarcastic voice* Yeah totally, that was a joke don't take that seriously.
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Bitch come on
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Han Jisung you sexy motherfuckerrrrrr
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Why do I have to put this filter on I look like a ghost. This is like 500 shades lighter than me.
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Our manager said I can't play my spicy music playlist anymore..... who wants to listen to this nursery rhyme called pony??
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Jinyoung Will you be my boyfriend for a minute? no I'll give you 1 second tho. Yhhhh I'm breaking up with you *peace sign*
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What do you meannnnn. I'm a grow ass man.
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Guys let me show you this top secret song *plays Thomas the tank engine theme song* HAAAAA YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DO A SPOILER? YOUR WRONGGGGG!! BECAUSE IM A GOOD BOY BUT SOMETIMES I'M A BAD BOY *winks and smirks*
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I'm going to have to end this live early since *looks behind the phone* some people are madddd.
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*phone rings and looks at the number* YOOOO you see this number *shows his phone* they keep freaking calling me. *answers the phone and puts it on speaker* Hello? Hi Jinyoung! If you fucking call me again I'll rip your head off your fucking body stop calling fucking me *hangs up* Soooo guys I made a soufflé for the first time today....
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Are you on a diet? OHHHH HELL NOOOOOO
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What are you wearing to the airport? Hmmmm maybe a hat and my pyjamas. Oh my god Yeahhh. That sounds like a great idea. WHOOOO
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Yeahhh yesterday I was out with my sister and I saw someone take a picture of us. I think they though she was another idol or something. Anyways guys if any rumours start going around just know that was my sister who was with me. I don't do insest byeeeeee.
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Jinyoung your so handsome. Oh thank you, but I mean we are all handsome around here. I think it's the Mississippi water.
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Why don't you make many TikToks? Because I don't want to, I'm lazy *peace*
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Yoooo if any stalkers following me again imma throw my bottle at you again.
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*opens the door dramatically* Surprise Bitchhhhh. Oh wait shit. Oh shit sorry. Ahhhh shit. SHIT. FUCK. SHIT. FUCK. IM SORRYYYYYYY *runs away*
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Hell yeah I beat someone up before, but the only reason I did was because they were bullying of two of my friends. So I went bang bang pow.
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*whispering* I need to take a shit
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I want pizza. Ham and pineapple? I don't care I just want pizza.
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Thoughts on mint choco? Hmmmm I don't hate it but I don't love it either.
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DAME LA GASOLINA!!!!!
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FUCK COVID!!!!
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I know I'm sexy *winks*
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Yeah I speak English!!!!
Hi, I would like a medium Big Mac meal with fries and cock, 6 piece chicken nuggets, 1 apple pie, cheese dippers, 1 Spicy deluxe chicken burger-no meal, 1 cheese danish and 1 hamburger happy meal with milk and fries because I am on a diet.
I hope it wasn't too much too and you got all of it. OKAY!!!!!

Hi yes a lot of food all for me. So hungry, I'm so yummy. Here is my card. I know very nice card. Have nice dayyyyyy.

WHOOOOPPP YOU HAVE MY FOOD?? WOOOOOWWWW YOU GOOD PERSON. YIU WANT TIP?? I have $15 don't show to anyone okay? Okay! THANK YOU SO MUCH HAVE A NICE DAYYYYYYY. YAHHHHHH YUNJUN HYUNG DRIVE MAN DRIVEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

See I speak the English!!!!!
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SE TU ME LLAMA VAMOS PA' TU CASA FUMAMAMOS MARIHUANA SIN PIJAMA, SIN PIJAMA
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YOU KNOW KOREAN !?!?!?!!!!
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Nike, Adidas, New Balance, Reebok, Puma. MIANHAE!!!!!
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You think I'm scared? I've killed snakes before. I'll get a rock and bang bang bang the head. DEAD!!
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I only swallow water but I eat more than cake.
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OH MY GOD! BITCH WHAT!!
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Yeah I'm a professional wife stealer
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If there are any pds watching today, please cast me in a Bollywood or Tollywood movie pleaseeeeee. I can speak Hindi and English and conversational Punjabi, I can even speak Arabic, Greek and Chinese aside from Korean if you want me to be a foreigner character. I can sing dance and rap. I think I can act please cast meeee. Also I am very sexy and handsome look I have abs and muscles *lifts his shirt* and I am only 21, I am so so young *smiles* and I am kpop idol so so much revenue, I will make sure the hyungs, my friends, family and fans watch and promote the movie. Pleaseeee cast meeee, contact through my agency Hybe, big hit pleaseeee. I want to be in a Bollywood or Tollywood movie so bad.

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Would you ever get a tattoo? YOU KNOW WHAT! I actually have thought about getting some before and I actually bought these tattoos thingys that stay on for like a week or two online and the tattoos I wanted to get looked really good on me and I was so happy that was until a few days later, as you all know I LOVEEEE the gym and I LOVEE my body even more and well I didn't appreciate not being able to look at my muscles because of the tattoos, I mean imagine if I could never see my muscles again, I would be so sad. I mean maybeeeeeee I could do a small tattoo that would be discreet but what is the point in that *shrugs*

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Whatever I see I do. Don't question
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Whenever there will, there's a way. Period!
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I DON'T LOOK OLD SHUT YO MOUTH
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Oops I lied hehe
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