"Uh Ahhhhh uh" I can't stop thinking about my steamy forced kiss with dr Ryle. I just woke up from a wet dream about him 🤤😏 I think I have a crush? Iv never had one before. Iv always been bullied for my looks and Tom also scared away any possible interests. 😔
"I need to end up in the hospital again"
"But how" questioned my only friend Shrek. He was rather large and green or maybe that's just me very small and fragile and in need of saving.
"AHA i know I'll pull a prank on Tom and he will have to hit me again!!"
"Bruh-" moaned Shrek.
"Are you feeling alright? Did u forget to take your meds-" A worried pale green Shrek asked worried.
"Don't make me send you back to your smelly swamp where you belong stupid piece of broccoli 🥦 "
"Yeah I get you, don't wanna leave my big bunda Lay." Shrek whined.
"EHemM! Who is this Big Bunda Lay you speak of???!!!?" A confused, angry, jealous Jerry asked.
"Just a friend." Winked Shrek.
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