As he gets more and more excited, Spamton will use more exclamation marks in his dialogue.
"I KNEW YOU'D COME HERE [[On A Saturday Night]]!"
"[BUY] THE KEYGEN FROM ME, UNLOCK THE BASEMENT, AND GET THAT EmptyDisk!!!"
Spamton has a way of suppressing his bracket dialogue, and only using non-bracket dialogue. When he wants to. Stop using. Brackets. He will start. Talking. Like this. He only does this when talking about something important, though.
"THEN. KRIS. AFTER. THIS IS VERY, VERY IMPORTANT. GO BACK. AND PUT. THE DISK. BACK. WHERE YOU GOT IT."
He also has a habbit of repeating a phrase.
"GET STRONGER! THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY"
"I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. I'LL GET SO. [[Hyperlink blocked.]]"
His laugh constantly changes between "HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH" and "EAHAHAHAHAA", for some reason.
He doesn't always finish his sentences. Sometimes, he cuts himself off randomly.
"WHAT!? GO MYSELF!? KRIS!!!!! NO!!!!! THE MEN INSIDE WOULD THE MEN INSIDE WOULD"
"BELIEVE IT OR !!"
People rarely mess this up, but if they do, it completely ruins whatever they're writing for me: Spamton is insane.
I can't believe I have to say this.
Even without any bracket dialogue, Spamton is still crazy. He still doesn't make any sense, he still projects onto Kris, and he still is obsessed with making Kromer. Spamton is still insane, without bracket dialogue.
He does have some "sane" dialogue, in which he stops using all caps and speaks without brackets. This is most noticeable after defeating him, but he also temporarily regains his sanity in his shop.
"It seems after all I couldn't be anything more than a simple puppet. But you three... You're strong. With a power like that... Maybe you three can break your own strings. Let me become your strength."
"KRIS, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE KNIGHT... No, I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to- TOO MANY EXCESS VACATION DAYS?? TAKE A GOD DAMN VACATION STRAIGHT TO HELL"
The strongest language he can use is "Hell" or "Damn". If he tries to swear, the bracket dialogue interrupts him.
"HOLY [[Cungadero]] DO I FEEL GOOD ..."
"WHAT! THE! [Fifty Percent Off]!?"
He also is not traumatized by the year 1997. He refers to it as "[My Favorite Year!]" in his Snowgrave fight, and when you refuse to buy the Thorn Ring for 1997 Kromer, he says that "IT WAS SUCH A GREAT YEAR".
He randomly replaces letters with numbers.
"NOW... ENJ0Y THE FIR3WORKS, KID!!!"
"DON'T WORRY KIDS I'M AN [HonestMan] I JUST NEED YOUR [Account Details] AND THE [Number on theB4ck]! THEN YOU CAN ENJ0Y 1000 Fr3e KROmer"
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