I was beyond annoyed at this point. Eric and Jackie were having a standoff about who could win in a fight while Kelso, Hyde and I were waiting for one of them to give in. I was rubbing my temples to stop a headache from forming at this dumb debate.
"I'm waiting." Jackie said stubbornly crossing her arms.
"Forget it." Eric said not wanting to give in.
"Just say it and she'll go home." Hyde muttered through gritted teeth.
"Fine." Eric gave in. "You're right, Jackie, the Fonz could beat up Bruce Lee." Eric lied reluctantly.
"Thank you." Jackie said slapping Eric's thigh happily. "Now, Michael, call me tonight at 8:00." She ordered her boyfriend.
"But that's when Chico And The Man is on." Kelso pointed out.
"I know. But I like it when you describe it to me." Jackie admitted. "Do your Chico impersonation." She said wanting us to hear it.
"I don't think these guys really want to hear my..." Kelso denied not wanting to be embarrassed.
"Sure we would." Eric, Hyde and I all encouraged him wanting to make fun of him.
"All right." Kelso said standing up to prepare for his impersonation. "Looking good!" He did a horrible impression and I held back laughter as Jackie screamed happily and ran up the stairs to go home.
"If I ever get that annoying, please kill me." I joked but was being kind of serious.
"Teddy, you will never be that level of annoying." Hyde denied and I shrugged happy with the compliment.
"Kelso, quick question: Why can't you date someone a little less annoying?" Eric asked grabbing a popsicle from the freezer.
"Like who?" Kelso asked confused as he started some music.
"What about Barbara Vansen?" Hyde suggested and I knew where this was going.
"She's just as annoying as Jackie." Kelso said comparing the two girls.
"Yeah, but her boobs are huge." Hyde said grabbing a playboy magazine.
"On that note, I am going to Donna's." I said slapping my thighs and going towards the basement door.
"Hey, Teddy, why don't you go out with me so we can get rid of Jackie?" Kelso suggested when I had my hand on the basement door knob.
"Kelso, I would rather die a slow agonizing death than ever date you." I admitted and Hyde and Eric both chuckled.
"But we'd get rid of Jackie." Kelso pointed out not picking up that I was insulting him.
"Goodbye, Kelso." I said not acknowledging his question and walking to Donna's house to hang out with her instead of the idiots in the basement. I made my way to Donna's house and walked right in. Bob and Marge loved me, so it was normal for me to just walk right in to Donna's room. I opened her door and was met with the redhead laying on her bed reading a magazine.
"Thank god you're here. The boys started talking about boobs, so I had to get out of there." I told her plopping down right next to her.
"Hey Teddy, I'm good thanks for asking." She greeted sarcastically.
"Sorry, I am just tired of all the testosterone in that damn basement. It's creating fumes that are not healthy to be inhaled." I joked and Donna chuckled.
"Speaking of fumes not healthy to inhale, want to do a circle?" She suggested and I smiled.
"I thought you'd never ask." I said and she set up the circle in her room for just us. We hung out the rest of the day and parted ways to go to sleep.
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We're All Alright
FanfictionTheodora "Teddy" Forman is the youngest of the Forman family. She always gets into impossible situations with her brother and their gang of misfits. Where will their adventures take her? Into the arms of someone she's known her whole life?
