"mo0o0o0o0o0ommmmmmmm" joe whined "d0 i rlly have t0 g0 t0dayyyyyyyyy😡😭"
"yes u have t0 g0 i know u have that weird enemies t0 l0vers thing g0ing 0n w gee"-"I D0 N0T HAVE A CRUSH 0N THAT F^G 😡😡😤😤" joe interrupted
"sure whatever you say, but ur g0ing wether u want t0 0r n0t" said his mom
*gerards pov*
i d0 n0t want t0 see j0e t0day, 0r his shiny bald head. hes s0 ann0ying, and hes ugly asf t00. 🙄
"M0MMA WAYYYYY" yelled the sad emo as they ran down the stairs "H0W MUCH TIME BEF0RE J0E GETS HERE I WANT T0 LEAVE BEFORE HE CAN SH0W UP, IVE G0T A DATE WITH FRANK T0NIGHT ANYWAYS!!"
"GERARD I T0LD U M0M LEFT T0 GET GR0CERIES BEF0RE THEY GET HERE" mikey responded "BESIDESSSS UR N0T RUNNING 0FF W FRANK T0DAY, M0M SAID IF U WANTED T0 HANG 0UT W UR B0YFRIEND AGAIN U CAN BRING HIM T0 THE FAMILY REUNI0N" mikey was so over this frerard bullshit its always 'frank frank frank' when is it ever mikey and his unicorns 🙄🙄😭😭
"UGH FINE IM CALLING HIM RIGHT N0W U GUYS R ALL WH0RES" gerard said as he opened his phone, he dialed frank, and he answered almost immediately
"HI MY WITTLE FRANKY WANKY 🥺🥺😋😋
"HI DADDY GERARD 😝😝😳😳🥵🥵
"L00K I NEED U TO GET U AND UR V0LUPTU0US ASS OVER HERE, IVE G0T THIS STUPID FAMILY REUNI0N AND THAT MEANS I EITHER HAVE T0 CANCEL 0R INVITE U 0VER AND IM N0T G0ING THR0UGH THIS SHIT AL0NE
"ABS0LUTELY BE RIGHT 0VER GEE 😋😳"
gerard heard the phone hang up, they were in pure relief that they didnt have to hang out w joe all day, last time that ended in joes gay awakening 👀 gerard did NOT want to go through that again
*back to joe*
"hey m0m, m0mmy way said gerard had a new b-b0yfriend i-is that true 🥺😭"
"yes j0e it is true, ur c0usin is 0ff limits, s0 n0 funny business y0ung man" joes mother replied
Immediately joe threw a tantrum "I T0LD U M0M I D0NT HAVE A CRUSH 0N GERARD BUT EVEN IF I DID, DID WE RLLY G0 ALL THIS WAY JUST F0R HIM T0 BE WITH S0ME STUPID B0YFRIEND I HATE THIS I HATE HIM I WANT T0 G0 H0ME"
"J0SEPH JAMES R0GAN QUIT UR CRYING WE R FIFTEEN MINUTES AWAY WE CANT G0 H0ME N0W S0 N0 M0RE CRYING"
"B-BU-BUT M0000000MMMMMMMM" joe cried
"SHUT IT J0SEPH JEEZ THIS IS W0RSE THAN WHEN I HAD T0 TAKE UR C0MPUTER AWAY BC 0F THAT HENTAI SITUATI0N" his mother said ending the conversation
YOU ARE READING
gerard way and joe rogan family reunion
Fiksi Remajagerard way and joe rogan r cousins, thought it would make for an interesting story-do i rlly gotta explain this im bored asf ok bitch .. sweet home alabama? more like sweet homo alabama!
