The Hunt Y

Wow, been a while

Well I didn't think this possible, bit I'm back. It's been 4 years, the crew is out of jail, and as we all know, I'm supposedly dead. But we all know this isn't true, otherwise I wouldn't be writing in this journal. Well the trek back to the mansion is gonna take a bit, so I'll keep writing when I'm back.

Just fucked Lucas. Brilliant comedy I know. But seriously this boy was ecstatic, so much the first thing he did was literally pounce on me. Kissing me so hard that I had to take a breath as he pulled away. AND I DON'T HAVE TO BREATHE CONSIDERING I'M ALREADY DEAD. Anyways I'm not getting into details, but he is sleeping so imma slip away right quick.

Alrighty just saw the rest of the crew, and they are doing fantastic so imma go to sleep with my lovely Romeo.

Alright today is a new day. No killing spree or anything today and possibly for the next month or so, just because I'm dead, doesn't mean the others aren't. Now I'm guessing people reading this ( which they won't) are thinking " Wait if you can't die, then why did you get caught". Well that's simple my dear friends. Plot, you heard me plot, it had to be done since I ran out of ideas. And technically I'm just the Joker and Victor Zsasz combined. (You people are gonna have to fix the forth wall a lot here, I wouldn't even bother).

Well it's been about a month (mostly because no one wants to hear me talk for no reason). Y'all want action, I'll give you action. I'll give you SMUT HAHAHAAHAH. But seriously you don't want that, how crazy would I have to be to write down everything horrible thing I've done toy boyfriend, like tying him up, going in raw, fast and hard, that's not what you want, unless it is.

Did y'all know, when I was first created by this dumbass, he gave me fucking Baraka powers, I had fucking spikes coming out of my arms, I looked liked Deadpool in X-Men origins.

Alright kill time in the next chapter I promise.