after jaune was betrayed by everyone except ruby, blake, coco, velvet, and his sisters, he was sent to hell and was adopted by the goetia family, but wasn't killed when it happened. HOW? find out in this new story.
(note: this is basically my first...
we see jaune, loona (who is mad at hearing that blitz just bet jaune) and the rest of the IMP group talking about their plan to win the bet as blitz said
blitz: alright, shut your assholes, here's how we're gonna do this shit. first, we find a-
he was cut off as loona said in anger
loona: BLITZ!!! why would you bet jaune in a bet that you and verosika agreed on!!!!???
blitz: it's ok loonie, i have it all planned out. first, we find a fuck-ton of clients, we portal up, we have our fun murder time as per usual, we pile all the bodies in a big fuckin' canoe, we push said canoe into some water, we light it on fire to attract the sharks and eagles and shit, maybe a goose too, fuck it, they come and eat the bodies, we win the bet, we rub it in that sloppy bitches drunkin' whore ass face, and do you have any questions?
he asked as he explained and doodled the entire plan as moxxie said
moxxie: uh yeah, why was that nonsense?
blitz: that wasn't a question.
moxxie: that wasn't a plan.
blitz: i'm sorry but that was a FLAWLESS presentation of what we should do mox, it's not my fault that you got a smooth little brain upstairs.
moxxie: a what now?
he asked
blitz: i'm calling you slow moxxie, God. why don't you learn to take criticism, you talentless, baby-dicked troll.
he said as he poked at moxxie repeatedly, only to get angry as he got on top of the table and said
moxxie: well why don't YOU take an art class?
blitz: why don't you see how EXPENSIVE they are!!!??
he yelled at his co-worker until loona and jaune said
loona: hey, is there a way i can come with you guys this time?
jaune: kind of think of it, i wondered why she never came with us anyway. can she, blitz?
they asked as blitz said
blitz: absolutely not, i forbid it. sorry jaune but spring break is no place for young, vulnerable goth girls like my sweet baby that you're dating ever since i hired you. and besides loona, you know the kind of FREAKS!!! up there who'll drool all over you.
he said his point as jaune and everyone in the room stare at the readers, thus breaking the fourth wall until loona said
loona: well, i can blend in with humans like jaune easy enough, just let me tag along.
she said, making everyone widen their eyes, even jaune as he said
jaune: wait, what did you say loona?
loona: i can...blend in.
she said
millie: do you have a human disguise?
she asked
loona: yeah, don't you?
she said to the imps of the company, who looked at each other nervously, making loona and jaune pissed as loona said
loona: you three have been screwing around on earth this whole fucking time....without human disguises?
she said in a ticked off way as jaune said
jaune: are you....KIDDING ME!!!!!???? how come i didn't realize it sooner!!!!!????
he yelled in disbelief as blitz said
blitz: ok, new plan. (draws a picture of the new plan) loonie can help lure the humans to us and we'll take care of the rest....ok, how about that?
he explained and asked
millie: flawless logic.
she said as she smiled
moxxie: i think you're missing issue sir. isn't it crucial to have a client who demands enough kills to win this bet? we aren't just going up to massacre.
blitz: i got that covered mox.
(in a sidewalk outside of IMP)
we see blitz planting a poster saying ''spring break victim 50% off'' with a doodle blitz and some horse drawn on it as blitz said
blitz: now, we wait.
jaune: (deadpan) you got to be shitting me?
moxxie: sir, there is no way we are going to get enough clients by the end of the day with one poorly spelled, bad grammer flier.
jaune: exact-
he was cut off as they see a bunch of demons walking up to the poster that blitz placed, thus making the IMP founder elbow moxxie as he walked up to the line and said
blitz: now who's first?
(on earth, at the beach where the bet is taking place)
we see a lot spring breakers on a beach doing....whatever spring breakers usually do as we see jaune and the imp group under the docks as blitz said
blitz: now remember, we can't be seen, alright and loose shots will likely cause a panic so loona can help with leading the targets to a better spot to off 'em. you got the list loonie?
loona: (sniffs) got it.
she said as she tranformed into her human form, which made jaune blush at seeing his GF like this
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jaune: hey there, beutiful, name's jaune goetia, short, sweet, rolls off the tongue, ladies love it.
he said as loona blushed and smiled at jaune's catchphrase as blitz said
blitz: i am so proud. NOW FETCH!!!
he said as loona does her part and while jaune was killing my target, someone grabbed him from behind and dragged me to the back of a stage and as the figure let jaune go, it was revealed to be vortex in his human form as he said
vortex: sorry that i had to interfere with your job but verosika wants to see you.
jaune: verosika?
he said as he got up and followed vortex, who led him to behind the curtains as jaune sees verosika in her human form
verosika: hi jaune.
jaune: (blushes) hi, verosika. (stops blushing) but tex said that you want to see me.
verosika: oh yes, i do.....i want you to sing with me.
