To Become A "Lady"

The War on Love

While Lenore was away, the boys decided to play... war that is.

Pooty hid behind the tree in the yard, occasionally scanning the scene in search for a rogue doll. He picked up his potato-shotter, his creation, then scoped around. The place seemed quiet...too quiet. Pooty walked slowly, his tiny legs making dots in the dirt when a tomato smashed into his head, knocking him forward.

A sinister laugher came from behind then another veggie. Pooty jumped up, dodging the tomato then shot his own tater. Shot after shot, in epic slow motion, till finally, they landed breathlessly in the grass.

Pooty rised his pitchfork, "Victory *pant* is mine!"

Ragamuffin scoffed, "Hell to the no! *pant pant*"

"You calling me a liar!"

"i aint calling you a truther!"

After a few more heavy breathes, Pooty sat up, "Lets settle this another way."

Ragamuffin rose too, "like what?"

Pooty thought for a second, "Wanna tie a sling shot to the trees and see who goes farther?"

Without thinking, "Sure."

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Mr. Gosh looked surprising ...less gross today. He dusted off his favorite suit and fasten his most...and only..fashionable tie, all for the one he loved. Once groomed up, he returned to Lenore's "grave" and picked the beautiful purple flowers he knew his love would cherish.

"She'll have to love me now. Their just that lovely...and so is she." He gathered himself then made he's way to the decrypt manor...

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The boys were having a fun yet dangerous time. They manged to hit the tree, the house, a bird and yes, even each other with various items around the house, including themsleves. At the moment, they were setting up the fridge next to be flown when a ridiculous buttoned eyed corpse skipped up to the mansion. Ragamuffin groaned at the sight on him.

"What is it man?" Pooty asked on the other side, blocked from the view, "Did you drop it on your beanie balls?"

Ragamuffin sat down the fridge and walked up to Mr. Gosh, "What are you doing here?"

"Im here for my true love! Ive picked the most beautiful flowers that I know in my non beating heart that she'll adore. Adore Lenore, I do"

Pooty gagged.

"Uhh how 'bout no. Dude, we talked about this!" Ragamuffin snared, his voice sharp.

"Yes man, leave the girl alone." Pooty shot.

"But I cant! Shes my EVERYTHING!" He whined, making the boys cover their ears.

Ragamuffin stomped up the him, "Dude, you need to stop, she doesnt like you! I swear, ill kick your arse!"

Mr. Gosh raised a button then laughed, "Guy, youre like 4 inches youre not goin' do crap"