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TheGentleman : As top in this relationship, I think we should-
Mr. Egg: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

TheGentleman : You're not jealous, are you?
Mr. Egg: No!
TheGentleman : Good, 'cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful.

Mr. Egg: What are you in the mood for?
TheGentleman : World domination.
Mr. Egg: That's a bit ambitious.
TheGentleman : You are my world.
Mr. Egg: Aww...
TheGentleman :
Mr. Egg:
TheGentleman :
Mr. Egg: OH. 

TheGentleman : I owe you one.
Mr. Egg: That's ok. You can just date me and we'll call it even. 

Mr. Egg: How do I tell TheGentleman that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée? 

*TheGentleman is crying after a breakup*
Mr. Egg: There there, TheGentleman .
TheGentleman , still crying: Thanks, but how did you get into my room?
Mr. Egg: Great question— 

TheGentleman : *seductively takes off glasses*
TheGentleman : Wow...
Mr. Egg: *blushes* Haha... what?
TheGentleman : You're really fucking blurry. 

Mr. Egg: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers?
TheGentleman : Peonies, why?
Mr. Egg:
TheGentleman : Were you going to get me flowers?
Mr. Egg:
TheGentleman :
Mr. Egg: ᶦᵗ'ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ 

TheGentleman : Are you trying to seduce me?
Mr. Egg: Why, are you seducible? 

Mr. Egg: I've been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
TheGentleman : Wow. They sound stupid.
Mr. Egg: But they're not. They're really smart actually. Just dense.
TheGentleman : Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"
Mr. Egg: I guess you're right. Hey TheGentleman , I love you.
TheGentleman : See! Just say that!
Mr. Egg: Holy fucking shit.
TheGentleman : If that flies over their head then, sorry Mr. Egg, but they're too dumb for you.
Mr. Egg: TheGentleman . 

TheGentleman : My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful and organized.
Mr. Egg: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to their knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
TheGentleman : That one. I want that one. 

Mr. Egg: Did it hurt when you fell-
TheGentleman : From heaven? Wow, I didn't think you were such a flirt-
Mr. Egg: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.
TheGentleman : ...
Mr. Egg: You just laid there for 15 minutes. 

TheGentleman : Come to dinner tonight. I can't cook, but I'll bring plenty of free wine.
Mr. Egg: Marry me.

Mr. Egg: Are we fighting or flirting?
TheGentleman : I'm pinning you against a wall with my hand around your neck-
Mr. Egg: Your point?

TheGentleman : Talk dirty to me~
Mr. Egg: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.
TheGentleman : Wha-
Mr. Egg: The economy is in shambles.

TheGentleman : There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?
Mr. Egg: Nope, there's 26.
TheGentleman : Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T.
Mr. Egg: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one.
TheGentleman : You'll get the D later ;).

Mr. Egg: Bro-
TheGentleman : No, no, hold up, rewind.
TheGentleman : My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??