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MINJU : Alright now, everyone, pay attention. I have an announcement to make and I only have a minute.

ANASTASIA : Why, you're in a hurry?

MINJU : No, I was referring to your relatively short attention spans.




ANASTASIA : You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from God.

HYEJI AND SOOYOUNG NODDING WHILST TAKING NOTES

MINJU : ANA WHAT ARE YOU TEACHING THE CHILDREN?!




PREDEBUT

HYEJI : Let's just agree to say "I'm sorry," on the count of three.

HYEJI : One... two... three!

SOOYOUNG :

HYEJI : 

SOOYOUNG : 

HYEJI : See, now I'm just disappointed in the both of us




STAFF : We are doing a safety course today, and I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you have to act wisely.

MINJU AND ANASTASIA : Okay.

STAFF : Give me all of your money or you will die.

MINJU : Bold of you to assume we have money.

ANASTASIA : Bold of you to assume we don't want to die.

STAFF : 




SOOYOUNG : That's a pretty rock.

ANASTASIA : Hyeji gave it to me.

HYEJI : I threw it at you.

ANASTASIA : She's very sweet.




SOOYOUNG : So, what d'you want to be for Halloween?

ANASTASIA : Respected.

HYEJI : Appreciated.

MINJU : At peace.

SOOYOUNG : ..... I was going to be a cat.




STRANGER : Have you ever fallen in love?

ANASTASIA, WATCHING HYEJI SWINGING FROM THE FAN WITH SOOYOUNG AND MINJU LAUGHING AS HYEJI FALLS, TAKING A PICTURE MID-FALL, HYEJI LETTING OUT A VERY INHUMANE SCREAM.

ANASTASIA : I can't even fall asleep.




KIDNAPPER, HOLDING HYEJI HOSTAGE : Give me $10,000 and I'll give her back.

HYEJI, OFFENDED : You think I'm only worth $10,000?

KIDNAPPER : What?

HYEJI, TAKING THE MIKE : Make it $1 billion!

MINJU AND SOOYOUNG FROM OUTSIDE THE DOOR : Hyeji, shut the fuck up!




MINJU : WHY ARE YOU LATE?

SOOYOUNG : I overslept.

ANASTASIA  : IT'S A WEDDING!

SOOYOUNG : I overslept!

HYEJI : YOU'RE THE FUCKING BRIDE!

SOOYOUNG : WHAT DID I JUST SAY?

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